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Joe Elliott still somehow employed after 5 decades of shrieking
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Joe Elliott still somehow employed after 5 decades of shrieking

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously outdated news? 🤯 I just found out that DEF LEPPARD and…

Billionaires Can Now Bowl With Celebs For Charity Because Thats Exactly What The World Needed
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Billionaires Can Now Bowl With Celebs For Charity Because Thats Exactly What The World Needed

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for the most epic bowling experience of your life? 🎉 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

Blondie rides again because farewell tours are so last season
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Blondie rides again because farewell tours are so last season

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 17, 2026

It’s high noon, and Blondie is back with a new album, because apparently, retirement is just a distant memory in…

Oh Joy Another Movie About a Bunch of Guys Running Around in the Mud with Mosquitoes Called The Mosquito Bowl Starring Nicholas Galitzine and Bill Skarsgård Because We Clearly Needed More of That in Our Lives
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Oh Joy Another Movie About a Bunch of Guys Running Around in the Mud with Mosquitoes Called The Mosquito Bowl Starring Nicholas Galitzine and Bill Skarsgård Because We Clearly Needed More of That in Our Lives

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Get ready for the most epic battle of all time – a game of football that will leave you on…

Jason Voorhees older than some of the ideas behind his movies now
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Jason Voorhees older than some of the ideas behind his movies now

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

The wait is finally over for fans of the iconic horror franchise, Friday the 13th. After a 14-year hiatus, Jason…

Oh Joy Another Movie Where Helen Mirren Gets to Play a Sassy Old Lady with a Penchant for Killing People in Anton Corbijn’s Totally Not Formulaic A Talent For Murder
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Oh Joy Another Movie Where Helen Mirren Gets to Play a Sassy Old Lady with a Penchant for Killing People in Anton Corbijn’s Totally Not Formulaic A Talent For Murder

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

The most epic movie event of the century is coming, and we’re not even exaggerating 🤣! A Talent for Murder,…

Bolt Thrower Guys Decide to Stop Playing Music After One Last Cash Grab with Memoriam’s Endgame
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Bolt Thrower Guys Decide to Stop Playing Music After One Last Cash Grab with Memoriam’s Endgame

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: MEMORIAM is releasing their final album, “Endgame”, and I’m not sure if I’ll survive…

Marty Friedman StillMilking Megadeth Nostalgia In 2023
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Marty Friedman StillMilking Megadeth Nostalgia In 2023

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip from the metal world? 🤯 I just can’t even handle…

Evan and Nick Simmons Prove Nepotism Is Just a Coincidence Somehow
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Evan and Nick Simmons Prove Nepotism Is Just a Coincidence Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that has left the music world reeling (or not), Evan Stanley and Nick Simmons,…

Yngwie Malmsteen Regrets Not Joining David Lee Roth’s Ego Trip Tour
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Yngwie Malmsteen Regrets Not Joining David Lee Roth’s Ego Trip Tour

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some juicy gossip from the world of metal? 😱 I mean, who doesn’t love…

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