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NEUROSIS Finally Replaces Everyone With Better Musicians
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NEUROSIS Finally Replaces Everyone With Better Musicians

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 NEUROSIS is back, and they just played their first…

Vandenbergs 50th Anniversary Album Will Definitely Not Be A Cash Grab
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Vandenbergs 50th Anniversary Album Will Definitely Not Be A Cash Grab

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🤩 Adrian Vandenberg, the legendary guitarist of WHITESNAKE, is planning to…

Pär Sundström No Longer Pretending Sabaton Has New Ideas
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Pär Sundström No Longer Pretending Sabaton Has New Ideas

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 😲 SABATON’s bassist and manager, Pär Sundström, just spilled the beans…

Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money
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Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Okay, folks, gather ’round and try to contain your excitement, because we’re about to dive into the most epic, most…

Taylor Momsen Only Cares About Herself Now
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Taylor Momsen Only Cares About Herself Now

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious angst and emotional depth? 🤯 Because Taylor Momsen, the queen of…

Harry Conklin Still Singing About Wizards And Stuff On New Cloven Hoof Album
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Harry Conklin Still Singing About Wizards And Stuff On New Cloven Hoof Album

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that NWOBHM legends CLOVEN HOOF…

Kirk Windstein’s Back Acts Up Again Because He’s Old
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Kirk Windstein’s Back Acts Up Again Because He’s Old

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! CROWBAR’s European tour is canceled, and I’m totally not surprised 🙄. I mean, who…

Rush To Play Same 12 Songs For 12 Months In Vegas Because You Clearly Needed That
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Rush To Play Same 12 Songs For 12 Months In Vegas Because You Clearly Needed That

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh great, because what the world really needed was another reason for boomers to flock to Las Vegas: RUSH is…

Jason Newsted saves music by playing Fairies Wear Boots with Blackberry Smoke in Farmington Pennsylvania
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Jason Newsted saves music by playing Fairies Wear Boots with Blackberry Smoke in Farmington Pennsylvania

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Oh boy, folks, are you ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement. Former…

WAILIN STORMS — The Arsonist Album Release Show | Live at Stanczyks (Durham, NC)
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WAILIN STORMS — The Arsonist Album Release Show | Live at Stanczyks (Durham, NC)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 18, 2026

WAILIN STORMS kicked off the touring cycle for their outstanding fifth album, The Arsonist, with a hometown show in Durham,…

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