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Prong blesses us with another 3 minutes of music to ignore at the gym
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Prong blesses us with another 3 minutes of music to ignore at the gym

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 😒 PRONG is back, and they’re not just phoning it in, they’re…

Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds
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Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Somerset Sounds festival has just announced its inaugural headliner, and it’s none other than the legendary Simply Red. Because, you…

BLACKIE LAWLESS saves America with patriotic common sense
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BLACKIE LAWLESS saves America with patriotic common sense

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh boy, where do I even start with this? Blackie Lawless, the legendary frontman of W.A.S.P., recently appeared on the…

200 Stab Wounds blesses us with new album to ruin our lives Lowest Form
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200 Stab Wounds blesses us with new album to ruin our lives Lowest Form

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 200 STAB WOUNDS is back, and they’re not just bringing their…

Zakk Wylde’s entire discography finally owned by a faceless corporate overlords
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Zakk Wylde’s entire discography finally owned by a faceless corporate overlords

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

In a move that’s being hailed as a major milestone in the world of hard rock and metal, MNRK Music…

RIP Cheetah Chrome because 71 is basically ancient
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RIP Cheetah Chrome because 71 is basically ancient

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt, and for a good reason – the punk rock…

Alice Cooper and Criss Angel combine powers to traumatize Vegas tourists with magic and music
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Alice Cooper and Criss Angel combine powers to traumatize Vegas tourists with magic and music

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my leather jacket because I’m so excited to share this earth-shattering news with…

Peter Cullen Says Goodbye to Optimus Prime Because Merchandise Sales Were Slowing
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Peter Cullen Says Goodbye to Optimus Prime Because Merchandise Sales Were Slowing

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

The Transformers: The Movie is back in theaters, because of course it is. The 40th anniversary of the film’s release…

TESTAMENT’s ALEX SKOLNICK Finally Discovers Internet Has Trolls
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TESTAMENT’s ALEX SKOLNICK Finally Discovers Internet Has Trolls

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Testament’s Alex Skolnick has…

Deep Purple’s Ian Gillan Still Talking About Ritchie Blackmore Reunion Nobody Asked For
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Deep Purple’s Ian Gillan Still Talking About Ritchie Blackmore Reunion Nobody Asked For

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I can barely contain my excitement… or not. So,…

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