Gene Simmons still won’t leave the stage because your grandma needs to see him one more time
In a shocking turn of events, Gene Simmons, the legendary bassist and vocalist of KISS, has announced that he will…
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DIMMU BORGIR Still Exists Because They Clearly Hate Their Families
Oh boy, you guys, I’ve got some earth-shattering news that will probably change the course of your life forever: Dimmu…
Sweet Guitarist Tired Of Being Yelled At By Old Dude Andy Scott
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I couldn’t believe what I was reading. THE SWEET, the…
Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted
I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt 🍺🖤. Chris Slade, the legendary Welsh drummer who’s played…
Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie in Tampa, FL (08/21/2026)
Legendary shock rockers Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
Because You Clearly Needed More Teased But Unfulfilled Movie Magic
There’s an art to making a great movie trailer, but let’s be real, it’s not like the studios always get…
Because the world was missing a Golden Axe animated series apparently
Fans of the old school Sega Genesis will feel a tinge of nostalgia somewhere in the back of their brains…
Benji Webbe’s 18 Grandkids Somehow Still Not Tired Of Him
I just spit out my beer when I heard that Benji Webbe, the legendary frontman of Skindred, has a whopping…
Ricky Warwick somehow still employed despite releasing more solo music
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will change your life forever? 🤯 I mean, it’s not…
Fatboy Slim rehashes Better Living Through Chemistry because you didn’t buy it enough
Well, well, well, it looks like another anniversary edition is upon us, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Fatboy…