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Megadeth talks to some guy at a museum somehow still relevant
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Megadeth talks to some guy at a museum somehow still relevant

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2026October 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school metal goodness? 🤘 On September 24, the legendary band MEGADETH took…

Metallica blesses us with overproduced Lux Æterna video from Vegas residency because you clearly needed this
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Metallica blesses us with overproduced Lux Æterna video from Vegas residency because you clearly needed this

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Metallica?! 🤯 Because, you know, they haven’t been touring non-stop for…

Tommy Aldridge Makes Drum Art Now Because Music Wasnt Paying Enough
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Tommy Aldridge Makes Drum Art Now Because Music Wasnt Paying Enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…

BioWare’s demise won’t kill Mass Effect TV dreams
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BioWare’s demise won’t kill Mass Effect TV dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

Well, that was a wild ride. Electronic Arts, the publisher that brought you such classics as “let’s cancel a bunch…

Geezer Butler joins hasbeens for Metalmania IV because nostalgia is a cash grab
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Geezer Butler joins hasbeens for Metalmania IV because nostalgia is a cash grab

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for the most epic adventure of your life? 🤯 Rock ‘N’ Roll Fantasy Camp is…

Bon Jovi’s Vocal Cords Miraculously Still Intact Somehow
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Bon Jovi’s Vocal Cords Miraculously Still Intact Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🌎 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 🤩…

Dino Cazares Promises Not To Repeat Himself On New Fear Factory Album Somehow
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Dino Cazares Promises Not To Repeat Himself On New Fear Factory Album Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 FEAR FACTORY just dropped a new single, “Roboticist”, and…

L7 in Charlotte: Three Chords, Forty Years, and the End of the Road
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L7 in Charlotte: Three Chords, Forty Years, and the End of the Road

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2026

Exactly two years after their last appearance at Neighborhood Theatre, legendary grunge punks L7 returned to Charlotte — but a…

MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow
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MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Breaking news: Chad Gray, the legendary frontman of MUDVAYNE and HELLYEAH, has survived another year of life and is still…

Peter Frampton gets meaningless award to bolster his Etsy sales
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Peter Frampton gets meaningless award to bolster his Etsy sales

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Peter Frampton, the legendary guitarist and all-around rock god,…

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