Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Breaking news: Sam Carter from ARCHITECTS is basically the coolest guy ever, and we’re all just jealous of his awesome…
Breaking news: PAPA ROACH’s Jacoby Shaddix is still talking about his feelings 🤯. In a shocking turn of events, the…
In a move that absolutely no one saw coming (except, you know, literally everyone who follows classic rock drama), Matt…
Hold onto your neck braces and prepare your eardrums for the glorious return of the UK’s finest architects of chaos,…
Brace your eardrums and your wallets, because the undisputed titans of “Did we just write another radio rock banger about…
EVANESCENCE Just Stole the Show at the Game Awards, Because Apparently, Video Games Needed a Goth Makeover 🎮🖤 In a…
Yo, what up, fellow numb-nuts? 👋 It’s your boy, Dave “Phoenix” Farrell, here to drop some truth bombs about LINKIN…
OMG! 😱 Download Festival is back in 2026 as DLXXIII, because apparently, we’re all still alive and kicking… or at…
In a groundbreaking interview with Recitales Argentina (yeah, never heard of them either 🤷♂️), LINKIN PARK’s Mike Shinoda, bless his…
THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA – The same band you vaguely remember from 2006 Myspace – Mike Hranica (screaming), Jeremy DePoyster…
