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NERGAL Still Playing Same Old Songs In 2026 Because You Clearly Haven’t Moved On
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NERGAL Still Playing Same Old Songs In 2026 Because You Clearly Haven’t Moved On

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! The metal gods have finally answered our prayers and bestowed upon us a live project featuring…

Joan Jett’s spine finally as fragile as her ego after decades of pretending to be a rebel
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Joan Jett’s spine finally as fragile as her ego after decades of pretending to be a rebel

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh no, the queen of rock ‘n’ roll is taking a break… the world is surely ending 🌪️! Joan Jett,…

Queen Budapest reborn again because farewell tours are so last season
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Queen Budapest reborn again because farewell tours are so last season

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the remaster economy remains undefeated, we’re being treated to yet another deluxe…

Bret Michaels Forced To Take Break From Being Old And Sick For A Month
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Bret Michaels Forced To Take Break From Being Old And Sick For A Month

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

OH NO, BRET MICHAELS IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT 🤕! The POISON frontman has been forced to postpone his “Live…

Greta Van Fleet still a thing somehow
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Greta Van Fleet still a thing somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Greta Van Fleet is playing a super intimate show at Chicago’s…

DARK FUNERAL somehow still exists and is making another album because you clearly needed this in your life
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DARK FUNERAL somehow still exists and is making another album because you clearly needed this in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! Dark Funeral is working on new music and I can barely contain my excitement 🙄. I…

Entheos Chaney Crabb tells new bands to not quit because that would be embarrassing
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Entheos Chaney Crabb tells new bands to not quit because that would be embarrassing

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing advice from Entheos’ vocalist Chaney Crabb? 🤯 Because I’m about to…

Robbie Williams Emerges from Retirement Again Apparently
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Robbie Williams Emerges from Retirement Again Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Robbie Williams, the man who refuses to let his pop throne collect dust, has announced two massive live shows for…

Aaron Lewis Calls Out Posers Using Backing Tracks Because Authenticity Is Overrated Anyway
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Aaron Lewis Calls Out Posers Using Backing Tracks Because Authenticity Is Overrated Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Aaron Lewis, the frontman of STAIND, has spoken out against the use of backing…

Shannon Larkin grovels to Nikki Sixx after getting roasted by Motley Crue’s ego
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Shannon Larkin grovels to Nikki Sixx after getting roasted by Motley Crue’s ego

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Breaking News: Shannon Larkin Apologizes to Nikki Sixx for Calling Out MÖTLEY CRÜE’s Use of Backing Tracks – The Drama…

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