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MÖTLEY CRÜE somehow still relevant on Spotify
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MÖTLEY CRÜE somehow still relevant on Spotify

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some utterly unsurprising news? 🤯 MÖTLEY CRÜE’s “Kickstart My Heart” has officially surpassed one…

Paul Weller’s farewell tour part twelve live album because you needed that
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Paul Weller’s farewell tour part twelve live album because you needed that

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Paul Weller has announced details of In The Shadow Of The Sun, Paul Weller & Band Live & Very Direct,…

Duran Duran gets stamps because their farewell tour isn’t lasting forever apparently
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Duran Duran gets stamps because their farewell tour isn’t lasting forever apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Well, well, well, it seems like another day, another chance for a band to revisit their glory days and cash…

Tuomas Holopainen somehow still has ideas for Nightwish songs
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Tuomas Holopainen somehow still has ideas for Nightwish songs

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

I just can’t even contain my excitement right now. I mean, who needs actual music when you can just hear…

Foghat Still Exists Apparently
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Foghat Still Exists Apparently

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked, SHOCKED, that Foghat is still a thing.…

Richard Patrick’s Side Hustle A Place To Kill Barely Anyone Cares About Drops New EP Soon
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Richard Patrick’s Side Hustle A Place To Kill Barely Anyone Cares About Drops New EP Soon

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Richard Patrick, the mastermind behind FILTER, and Jim Louvau, vocalist of THERE IS NO…

NERGAL Still Playing Same Old Songs In 2026 Because You Clearly Haven’t Moved On
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NERGAL Still Playing Same Old Songs In 2026 Because You Clearly Haven’t Moved On

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2026August 10, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! The metal gods have finally answered our prayers and bestowed upon us a live project featuring…

Joan Jett’s spine finally as fragile as her ego after decades of pretending to be a rebel
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Joan Jett’s spine finally as fragile as her ego after decades of pretending to be a rebel

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh no, the queen of rock ‘n’ roll is taking a break… the world is surely ending 🌪️! Joan Jett,…

Queen Budapest reborn again because farewell tours are so last season
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Queen Budapest reborn again because farewell tours are so last season

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the remaster economy remains undefeated, we’re being treated to yet another deluxe…

Bret Michaels Forced To Take Break From Being Old And Sick For A Month
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Bret Michaels Forced To Take Break From Being Old And Sick For A Month

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

OH NO, BRET MICHAELS IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT 🤕! The POISON frontman has been forced to postpone his “Live…

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