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THROWN blesses North America with existence in 2027
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THROWN blesses North America with existence in 2027

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to pick up the…

ALIEN ANT FARM drops Gaslighter because your ex needed another song to relate to
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ALIEN ANT FARM drops Gaslighter because your ex needed another song to relate to

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

I mean, who wouldn’t want to listen to a band that’s been around since the Clinton administration? ALIEN ANT FARM,…

SLAYER sells overpriced goo filled vinyl to desperate 40 year olds
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SLAYER sells overpriced goo filled vinyl to desperate 40 year olds

Chord F. DiscordOctober 7, 2026October 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩 I mean, it’s not like we’ve been waiting…

Alice Cooper Still Trying To Validate 78 Years Of Existence
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Alice Cooper Still Trying To Validate 78 Years Of Existence

Chord F. DiscordOctober 4, 2026October 4, 2026

Breaking News: Alice Cooper Still Alive, Still Rocking, Still Scaring Parents 🤯 I just can’t even right now. The news…

MÖTLEY CRÜE somehow still relevant on Spotify
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MÖTLEY CRÜE somehow still relevant on Spotify

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some utterly unsurprising news? 🤯 MÖTLEY CRÜE’s “Kickstart My Heart” has officially surpassed one…

Paul Weller’s farewell tour part twelve live album because you needed that
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Paul Weller’s farewell tour part twelve live album because you needed that

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Paul Weller has announced details of In The Shadow Of The Sun, Paul Weller & Band Live & Very Direct,…

Duran Duran gets stamps because their farewell tour isn’t lasting forever apparently
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Duran Duran gets stamps because their farewell tour isn’t lasting forever apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Well, well, well, it seems like another day, another chance for a band to revisit their glory days and cash…

Tuomas Holopainen somehow still has ideas for Nightwish songs
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Tuomas Holopainen somehow still has ideas for Nightwish songs

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

I just can’t even contain my excitement right now. I mean, who needs actual music when you can just hear…

Foghat Still Exists Apparently
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Foghat Still Exists Apparently

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked, SHOCKED, that Foghat is still a thing.…

Richard Patrick’s Side Hustle A Place To Kill Barely Anyone Cares About Drops New EP Soon
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Richard Patrick’s Side Hustle A Place To Kill Barely Anyone Cares About Drops New EP Soon

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Richard Patrick, the mastermind behind FILTER, and Jim Louvau, vocalist of THERE IS NO…

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