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WATAIN to Finally Call it Quits After Releasing Eighth Album (Thank God)
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WATAIN to Finally Call it Quits After Releasing Eighth Album (Thank God)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Swedish black metallers WATAIN have announced that their upcoming eighth studio album will be their final collection of new material.…

SCAD AnimationFest 2025: Where K-Pop Stars Battle Demons and Phineas and Ferb Attend (Seriously?)
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SCAD AnimationFest 2025: Where K-Pop Stars Battle Demons and Phineas and Ferb Attend (Seriously?)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

OMG, SCAD AnimationFest is BACK! 🙄 Get ready for three whole days of… animation? I guess? September 25-27 in Atlanta,…

DREAM THEATER Dumps ‘Quarantième: Live À Paris’ CD And Blu-Ray – Prepare for 40th-Anniversary Overkill in Glorious 2024
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DREAM THEATER Dumps ‘Quarantième: Live À Paris’ CD And Blu-Ray – Prepare for 40th-Anniversary Overkill in Glorious 2024

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Grammy-winning (allegedly), progressive (debatable) music titans DREAM THEATER (who?) will unleash “Quarantième: Live À Paris” (because the French needed more…

ANTHRAX Guitarist Desperate Much? Begs Ex-Singer for Bandmate
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ANTHRAX Guitarist Desperate Much? Begs Ex-Singer for Bandmate

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Oh, sweet Zombie Jesus, John Bush is back! 🎤 Yes, you heard it right, the dude who tried to replace…

GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)
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GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

GTA 6, slated for release on May 26, 2026 (mark your calendars, folks, it’s gonna be YUGE!📅), is causing more…

In memory of Tomas Lindberg from At The Gates
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In memory of Tomas Lindberg from At The Gates

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 16, 2025

Rest in piece, buddy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

SABATON and POP EVIL Team Up to Bore North America in 2026 (Steel Wings Not Included)
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SABATON and POP EVIL Team Up to Bore North America in 2026 (Steel Wings Not Included)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Oh, sweet Odin’s beard! 🇸🇪⚔️ SABATON, those lovable Swedes who can’t stop singing about history even if their lives depended…

Dallas Desperate for Dates: Balloon Animals or Bust
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Dallas Desperate for Dates: Balloon Animals or Bust

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

Welcome to POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : DALLAS, TX. EDITION!🤡 Join us at 6400 MAPLE AVE UNIT 850…

“Child Support 2: The Diaper Strikes Back” Premieres, Dads Everywhere Tremble
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“Child Support 2: The Diaper Strikes Back” Premieres, Dads Everywhere Tremble

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

OMG! 🤩Mark your calendars!🗓️Sept 20, 2025, Norton Museum🏛️will premiere Child Support 2! 🎬Walk the red carpet, meet the cast (if…

Behold! Diamond Dave Still Kicking (and Screaming) in 2025: Van Halen’s Corpse Gets Dragged Through Temecula One More Time
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Behold! Diamond Dave Still Kicking (and Screaming) in 2025: Van Halen’s Corpse Gets Dragged Through Temecula One More Time

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful crap, someone actually uploaded the *entire* David Lee Roth show from September 10 at Pechanga Resort Casino…

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