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Shane Gillis Shatters Two Guinness Comedy Records Live
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Shane Gillis Shatters Two Guinness Comedy Records Live

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 18, 2026

In a moment that honors Pennsylvania better than even the dang Eagles ever could, Shane Gillis has broken not one…

The Ocean Unleashes Dynamic New Single Belligerence This Week
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The Ocean Unleashes Dynamic New Single Belligerence This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 18, 2026

This week’s Heavy Song of the Week feature highlights the new single “Belligerence” from The Ocean, the second single from…

Another farewell tour Soul II Soul cant resist
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Another farewell tour Soul II Soul cant resist

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a distant memory, Soul II Soul is back, and they’re still bringing the heat. I…

Sebastian Bach Saving Music With Transformers Concert
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Sebastian Bach Saving Music With Transformers Concert

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

OH NO, THE TRANSFORMERS ARE COMING FOR US ALL… WITH A CONCERT! 🚀🎸 I just found out that Reigning Phoenix…

Larry David Takes Aim at RFK Jr in New Comedy Special
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Larry David Takes Aim at RFK Jr in New Comedy Special

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 18, 2026

The new HBO comedy series Life, Larry, and the Pursuit of Unhappiness has been making waves with its notable guest…

Britain Puts Economic Hopes On One Poor Guy Apparently
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Britain Puts Economic Hopes On One Poor Guy Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Britain’s new prime minister, Andy Burnham, and I have to say,…

Father Son Bonding Activity Takes Dark Turn In California Forest
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Father Son Bonding Activity Takes Dark Turn In California Forest

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story out of northern California, where two US Forest Service…

Korn’s Jonathan Davis Teams With Yoshiki For Classical Freak On Leash
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Korn’s Jonathan Davis Teams With Yoshiki For Classical Freak On Leash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

Korn frontman Jonathan Davis joined Yoshiki at the first of his two-night stand at Walt Disney Concert Hall in Los…

Robert Smith Slams FIFA President Over Historic World Cup Halftime Show
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Robert Smith Slams FIFA President Over Historic World Cup Halftime Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

The Cure’s Robert Smith has expressed his disapproval of the FIFA World Cup Final Halftime Show, which will feature performances…

Birmingham Honors Ozzy With His Own Special Day
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Birmingham Honors Ozzy With His Own Special Day

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

Birmingham, England will mark the one-year anniversary of the passing of the city’s hometown hero Ozzy Osbourne on July 22nd…

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