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Nodusfall Remains Enigmatic But Piques Curiosity Amidst Gamescom Hype
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Nodusfall Remains Enigmatic But Piques Curiosity Amidst Gamescom Hype

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Gamescom 2026 has come and gone, and with it, a slew of new game announcements that will inevitably lead to…

New Order Future Uncertain Amid Stephen Morris Health Issues
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New Order Future Uncertain Amid Stephen Morris Health Issues

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Stephen Morris says he doesn’t know whether he’ll ever return to New Order as he deals with an undisclosed illness…

Dolly Parton’s Sister Hid Cancer Diagnosis From Family Members
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Dolly Parton’s Sister Hid Cancer Diagnosis From Family Members

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Dolly Parton kept her cancer diagnosis private from much of her extended family before her death last month, and according…

Trans-Siberian Orchestra Embarks On 30th Anniversary Winter Tour
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Trans-Siberian Orchestra Embarks On 30th Anniversary Winter Tour

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Trans-Siberian Orchestra have announced a winter 2026 tour in celebration of their 30th anniversary. The tour will see the symphonic…

Billy Joel Says Loud Concerts Damaged His Brain Function
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Billy Joel Says Loud Concerts Damaged His Brain Function

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

Billy Joel has been slow to retake the stage after canceling all his shows and revealing his diagnosis of Normal…

Jarmusch and van Wissem Drop Double Album with Courtney Barnett Track
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Jarmusch and van Wissem Drop Double Album with Courtney Barnett Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

Jim Jarmusch and Dutch lutenist Jozef van Wissem have announced a new pair of collaborative albums, Bocca di Lupo and…

Oasis Doc Highlights Fans As The True Heroes
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Oasis Doc Highlights Fans As The True Heroes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

According to Oasis’ Liam Gallagher, “you have to fucking care a lot to not give a fuck.” It’s one of…

Apple Unveils First Foldable iPhone And AirPods 5 Models
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Apple Unveils First Foldable iPhone And AirPods 5 Models

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

Apple held its “Surprise and Shine” event on Wednesday, September 9th. Iterative improvements to the iPhone, AirPods, and Apple Watch…

Angine de Poitrine Hits Fallon for US TV Debut Tonight
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Angine de Poitrine Hits Fallon for US TV Debut Tonight

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

Breakout Canadian rock duo Angine de Poitrine are set to make their US television debut on The Tonight Show Starring…

Breaking Benjamin Singer Stops Show to Slam Fallout 4 Modder Feud
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Breaking Benjamin Singer Stops Show to Slam Fallout 4 Modder Feud

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

Breaking Benjamin frontman Benjamin Burnley paused his band’s September 6th performance in Holmdel, New Jersey, to rant about his feud…

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