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Nolan’s Go To Translator Bashes His Epic Odyssey Film
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Nolan’s Go To Translator Bashes His Epic Odyssey Film

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Christopher Nolan spent the press cycle for The Odyssey hyping up Emily Wilson’s translation, and when she finally saw the…

Tom Morello Drops Debut Solo Rock Album And New Single
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Tom Morello Drops Debut Solo Rock Album And New Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Tom Morello has announced his first solo rock album, titled Everyone Gets Everything They Want, out September 25th on Mom…

Queen Budapest reborn again because farewell tours are so last season
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Queen Budapest reborn again because farewell tours are so last season

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the remaster economy remains undefeated, we’re being treated to yet another deluxe…

Linda Perhacs Vanishes Mysteriously
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Linda Perhacs Vanishes Mysteriously

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Linda Perhacs, the psychedelic folk singer-songwriter behind the cult classic 1970 album Parallelograms, has been reported missing. The 82-year-old musician’s…

Jon Stewart Breaks Down Trump’s Correspondents Dinner Disaster
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Jon Stewart Breaks Down Trump’s Correspondents Dinner Disaster

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

The White House Correspondents’ Dinner recently took place, featuring a 65-minute set by Donald Trump. The set was met with…

King Gizzard Drops Alien Metal Title Track
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King Gizzard Drops Alien Metal Title Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard have released the title track of their forthcoming techno album Alien Metal, due out…

Van Halen Legends Reunite for TED Talk Appearance
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Van Halen Legends Reunite for TED Talk Appearance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Classic Van Halen members David Lee Roth and Alex Van Halen are set to reunite for a TED Talk this…

Macaulay Culkin In Talks For New Home Alone Film
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Macaulay Culkin In Talks For New Home Alone Film

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Macaulay Culkin’s original idea for a Home Alone sequel, which he shared last year, has reportedly caught the attention of…

Lindsey Graham somehow matters in foreign policy now
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Lindsey Graham somehow matters in foreign policy now

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Lindsey Graham’s passing, I couldn’t help but chuckle at…

Spider-Man Soars To New Heights In Brand New Day Review
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Spider-Man Soars To New Heights In Brand New Day Review

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

The best advertising Spider-Man: Brand New Day got this summer came from an article about a different movie. In a…

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