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Because We Needed Another Star Wars Thing Already
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Because We Needed Another Star Wars Thing Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Oh joy, another Star Wars game, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. I mean, who doesn’t love…

Travis Swift and Travis Kelce Tie Knot with Adam Sandler Officiating
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Travis Swift and Travis Kelce Tie Knot with Adam Sandler Officiating

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce were officially married Friday in a ceremony officiated by Adam Sandler. The news was confirmed…

Every Metalhead Wants This!
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Every Metalhead Wants This!

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 3, 2026

If you know, you know. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Iran Loses Guy In Charge Forever Apparently
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Iran Loses Guy In Charge Forever Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the weeklong funeral for Iran’s former Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, and…

DEVO’s Gerald Casale Tackles Trump in New July 4th Music Video
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DEVO’s Gerald Casale Tackles Trump in New July 4th Music Video

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Gerald Casale, co-founder of DEVO, is set to release a video on the 250th birthday of the United States that…

Flo Rida Packs Fair with Mostly White Audience
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Flo Rida Packs Fair with Mostly White Audience

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Flo Rida, the only performer left from an original announcement of the Great American State Fair lineup, took the stage…

Mamdani subtly trashes Trump’s policies on Independence Day
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Mamdani subtly trashes Trump’s policies on Independence Day

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s latest speech, and I have to…

Nostalgia Whoring Peaks with Fortnite Neopets Cash Grab
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Nostalgia Whoring Peaks with Fortnite Neopets Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Epic Games has decided to bring a piece of nostalgia to…

CONTROL gets even weirder because why not more weirdness
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CONTROL gets even weirder because why not more weirdness

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Remedy is back with CONTROL Resonant, the latest installment in the…

Trump Tries to Read Second Grade Level Book
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Trump Tries to Read Second Grade Level Book

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

I say this with some sincerity: I am not actually sure if Donald Trump knows how to read. Sure, he…

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