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Nation’s Birthday Now Sponsored By Ego and Explosions
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Nation’s Birthday Now Sponsored By Ego and Explosions

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Trump is gearing up for a record-breaking fireworks…

Enslaved Drops Spiritual Musical Fusion Track Spirit Helper
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Enslaved Drops Spiritual Musical Fusion Track Spirit Helper

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Enslaved have always managed to delicately thread a quite tricky needle, that being making spiritually activated black metal without slipping…

Bob Vylan Hits BBC with Defamation Suit Over Glastonbury Incident
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Bob Vylan Hits BBC with Defamation Suit Over Glastonbury Incident

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Bob Vylan are suing the BBC for defamation, alleging the British broadcaster unjustly labeled them as antisemitic after a Glastonbury…

Rico Nasty Unveils New Album RX And Single Cupcake
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Rico Nasty Unveils New Album RX And Single Cupcake

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Rico Nasty has announced her fourth studio album, RX, due out July 24th. The Maryland rapper has also revealed the…

Independence Day Hits 30 Year Milestone As Classic Alien Invasion Film
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Independence Day Hits 30 Year Milestone As Classic Alien Invasion Film

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It’s been 30 years since Independence Day became a cultural phenomenon. The film achieved a rare kind of ubiquity that…

Gary Glitter Faces New Sexual Offense Charges From 1970s Allegations
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Gary Glitter Faces New Sexual Offense Charges From 1970s Allegations

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Gary Glitter, the disgraced and imprisoned English glam-rock star, was charged on Thursday by British authorities with new sexual misconduct…

Tibetan Flag Waver Sets Self Ablaze Outside UN Headquarters
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Tibetan Flag Waver Sets Self Ablaze Outside UN Headquarters

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man holding a Tibetan flag set himself on fire outside…

Madonna’s Confessions II Delivers Big Party Vibes But Lacks Depth
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Madonna’s Confessions II Delivers Big Party Vibes But Lacks Depth

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Madonna’s Confessions on a Dance Floor didn’t need a sequel. The original 2005 album, helmed with producer Stuart Price, was…

Conservatives lose cool over AC request
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Conservatives lose cool over AC request

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest “scandal” in NYC, where Mayor Zohran Mamdani is being slammed…

NY Mayor Zohran Mamdani Shares His Top Taylor Swift Picks
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NY Mayor Zohran Mamdani Shares His Top Taylor Swift Picks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

Taylor Swift fans are legion, so it’s no surprise that New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani has counted himself among…

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