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DETHKLOK’s Concert In Milwaukee Cut Short Because Who Needs That Much Eyeliner Anyway And Also The Fire Alarms Went Off From All The Pretentiousness
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DETHKLOK’s Concert In Milwaukee Cut Short Because Who Needs That Much Eyeliner Anyway And Also The Fire Alarms Went Off From All The Pretentiousness

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

Oh boy, what a night it was! 🤣 The infamous DETHKLOK concert on Saturday, May 16 at Landmark Credit Union…

Non-stopping crowd surfing on Bodysnatcher set
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Non-stopping crowd surfing on Bodysnatcher set

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2026

Go with the flow! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

THE KOVENANT’s NAGASH: We’ve Managed to Write Like Five Songs Without Losing Interest
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THE KOVENANT’s NAGASH: We’ve Managed to Write Like Five Songs Without Losing Interest

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

The wait is finally over, folks! 🎉🔥 THE KOVENANT is back, and they’re not just playing the same old songs…

Breaking News: Mats Levén Sings Entire Album Without Falling Asleep Because Let’s Be Real Yngwie’s Music Can Be Pretty Snooze Inducing
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Breaking News: Mats Levén Sings Entire Album Without Falling Asleep Because Let’s Be Real Yngwie’s Music Can Be Pretty Snooze Inducing

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2026May 16, 2026

Breaking news: Mats Levén is a total rockstar and we’re not biased at all 🤘💥! He just played two epic…

Bringing Your Old Guitarist Back to Black Metal!
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Bringing Your Old Guitarist Back to Black Metal!

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

Marriage is temporary. Bathory is forever! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Godsmack in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)
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Godsmack in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

Alternative metal from Lawrence, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Stone Temple Pilots in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)
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Stone Temple Pilots in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

Alternative rock/grunge from San Diego, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Dorothy in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)
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Dorothy in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

American rock band fronted by songwriter and vocalist Dorothy Martin Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

Warner Bros Is Desperately Trying to Make You Watch Bugs Bunny Again Because Clearly You Weren’t Traumatized Enough by Elmer Fudd’s Singing
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Warner Bros Is Desperately Trying to Make You Watch Bugs Bunny Again Because Clearly You Weren’t Traumatized Enough by Elmer Fudd’s Singing

FinnMay 14, 2026May 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉 Warner Bros. has finally decided to treat the Looney…

Moldovans Took Over Greensboro 🔥 Infected Rain Live at Hangar 1819
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Moldovans Took Over Greensboro 🔥 Infected Rain Live at Hangar 1819

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

What a night at Hangar 1819! Infected Rain came to Greensboro looking little bit exhausted from the brutal tour grind…

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