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Breaking News ANGRA Finally Figures Out How to Use Zoom and Reunites with KIKO LOUREIRO EDU FALASCHI and AQUILES PRIESTER at 2026 BANGERS OPEN AIR Because Who Needs a Recording Studio When You Have WiFi
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Breaking News ANGRA Finally Figures Out How to Use Zoom and Reunites with KIKO LOUREIRO EDU FALASCHI and AQUILES PRIESTER at 2026 BANGERS OPEN AIR Because Who Needs a Recording Studio When You Have WiFi

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2026May 2, 2026

So, you want to know about the epic reunion of Angra’s “Rebirth” lineup at the 2026 Bangers Open Air festival?…

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Uada in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Melodic Black Metal from Portland, Oregon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

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Mortiis in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Dark ambient/industrial rock from Norway Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

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Rome in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Luxembourgish neofolk Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a…

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Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Epic & Cinematic Dungeon/Medieval Music by Nick Superchi Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

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Because You Clearly Need More Avocado Toast in Your Life FoodieLand is Coming to San Diego

Chuck B. BallsyMay 1, 2026

πŸŽ‰ Get ready for FoodieLand 🀀! 🎟️ 250+ vendors, games, and live music 🎢 πŸ“Œ Del Mar Fairgrounds πŸ“ 2260…

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PLUTO AND FRIENDS DESCEND UPON ATLANTA TO COLLECTLY EMBARRASS THEMSELVES IN PUBLIC FOR FREE

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2026

πŸŽ‰ SATURDAY PARTY IN ATLANTA πŸŽ‰ TEXT “LYFE” TO 404.386.1888 πŸ“± DOORS OPEN 10PM πŸ•°οΈ 3 ROOMS TO PARTY 🏰…

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Learn How to Talk About Your Feelings Without Actually Fixing Anything with Ben Yalom

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2026

🀣 Therapists, assemble! πŸŽ‰ See Ben Yalom’s narrative therapy techniques in a live demo πŸ“Ί πŸ™Œ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

BREAKING NEWS Type O Negative Fans Rejoice Some Dude Found An Old Song In His Basement That Might Be From That One Album Maybe Possibly
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BREAKING NEWS Type O Negative Fans Rejoice Some Dude Found An Old Song In His Basement That Might Be From That One Album Maybe Possibly

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

Breaking news, folks! 🚨🎸 TYPE O NEGATIVE fans, rejoice! 🀩 It’s been a whole 30 years since the release of…

BRUCE DICKINSON On His Next Solo Album: ‘We Did 16 Tracks In 21 Days, All 100 Percent Live, No Sleep, No Food, Just Pure Unadulterated Genius and Possibly a Few Miracles’
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BRUCE DICKINSON On His Next Solo Album: ‘We Did 16 Tracks In 21 Days, All 100 Percent Live, No Sleep, No Food, Just Pure Unadulterated Genius and Possibly a Few Miracles’

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

Breaking news: IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson is still alive and kicking, despite having two metal hips and a busted Achilles…

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