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THE SMASHING PUMPKINS Finally Decide to Get Off Their Couches and Announce Fall 2026 ‘We’re Not Old Yet But Our Music Is’ Tour
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THE SMASHING PUMPKINS Finally Decide to Get Off Their Couches and Announce Fall 2026 ‘We’re Not Old Yet But Our Music Is’ Tour

Chord F. DiscordMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

Big News, Folks! πŸŽ‰ THE SMASHING PUMPKINS are going on tour… again πŸ™„. Because, you know, they haven’t toured in,…

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Because Who Needs a Real Home When You Can Just Live in a Giant Empty Stadium

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2026

Get ready for the most epic online event of the year πŸ…πŸ‘! The Olympic Studies Research Centre (OSRC) at the…

DETHKLOK’s Concert In Milwaukee Cut Short Because Who Needs That Much Eyeliner Anyway And Also The Fire Alarms Went Off From All The Pretentiousness
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DETHKLOK’s Concert In Milwaukee Cut Short Because Who Needs That Much Eyeliner Anyway And Also The Fire Alarms Went Off From All The Pretentiousness

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

Oh boy, what a night it was! 🀣 The infamous DETHKLOK concert on Saturday, May 16 at Landmark Credit Union…

Non-stopping crowd surfing on Bodysnatcher set
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Non-stopping crowd surfing on Bodysnatcher set

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2026

Go with the flow!

THE KOVENANT’s NAGASH: We’ve Managed to Write Like Five Songs Without Losing Interest
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THE KOVENANT’s NAGASH: We’ve Managed to Write Like Five Songs Without Losing Interest

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

The wait is finally over, folks! πŸŽ‰πŸ”₯ THE KOVENANT is back, and they’re not just playing the same old songs…

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Rapper Waka Flocka Flame Still Relevant Somehow

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2026

WAKA FLOCKA FLAME – LIVE IN CONCERT! πŸŽ‰ Waka Flocka Flame performs in Louisville, KY on May 17th! 🎟️

Breaking News: Mats LevΓ©n Sings Entire Album Without Falling Asleep Because Let’s Be Real Yngwie’s Music Can Be Pretty Snooze Inducing
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Breaking News: Mats LevΓ©n Sings Entire Album Without Falling Asleep Because Let’s Be Real Yngwie’s Music Can Be Pretty Snooze Inducing

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2026May 16, 2026

Breaking news: Mats LevΓ©n is a total rockstar and we’re not biased at all 🀘πŸ’₯! He just played two epic…

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NASA’s Super Cool Webinar on RFO and NFS Updates That You Probably Can’t Live Without

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

NASA needs help navigating new rules πŸš€ Join OSBP for a Learning Series: Navigating RFO & NFS Updates πŸ“š Registration…

Bringing Your Old Guitarist Back to Black Metal!
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Bringing Your Old Guitarist Back to Black Metal!

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

Marriage is temporary. Bathory is forever!

Godsmack in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)
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Godsmack in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

Alternative metal from Lawrence, Massachusetts

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