Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
In a shocking turn of events, Metal Church’s founding guitarist Kurdt Vanderhoof has spoken out about the band’s new lineup,…
Dark synthwave legend was signed to Metal Blade and collab’d with Frozen Soul Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…
Peter Gabriel, the legendary musician and king of confusing album titles, has just dropped a new track called “Till Your…
Tina Turner’s Wildest Dreams is being reissued for its 30th anniversary, because who doesn’t love a good throwback 🎉? The…
In a shocking turn of events, OVERKILL bassist D.D. Verni has announced that he won’t be touring with the band…
Oh joy, oh rapture! The metal gods have spoken, and they’re sick of your phone-taking, video-recording, utterly-absent-from-the-moment nonsense 🤦♂️! In…
The Norwegians Slomosa hit Greensboro, NC, as part of their first-ever US tour. Though the band has been around for…
Stoner Rock/Metal from Norway Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Pop-punk from Hollywood, CA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Breaking News: The Most Epic Battle of Good vs. Evil is Coming to a Theater Near You! 🎥👊 Amazon MGM…
