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LOBODA Live: Where the Music is Hotter Than Her Ex-Boyfriends

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

LOBODA is coming to Los Angeles — and you’re not ready! 🎶 World-famous pop goddess LOBODA is invading Hollywood! 🎤…

KLAUS MEINE: ‘SCORPIONS Still Rock Live, Even Though We’re Basically Fossils Now’
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KLAUS MEINE: ‘SCORPIONS Still Rock Live, Even Though We’re Basically Fossils Now’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

SCORPIONS are proving that rock ‘n’ roll truly never dies—it just books extended stays in Las Vegas. Klaus Meine and…

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R&B on the Patio | Sushi Con SJ – DAY PARTY EDITION HARD LAUNCH (Because Brunch is Overrated)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Sunday Funday: Where Brunch Fears to Tread 😎🍸 Who needs brunch when you can have live R&B by Isaiah, patio…

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“Black Joy Parade After Party: Where the Vibes Are Toasted and the Fun is Lit!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

The Black Joy Parade is almost here, and Toasted Life is hosting the Official After Party—because nothing says “joy” like…

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MONALEO TAKES OVER HOUSTON: SPRING BREAK JUST GOT REAL (OR DID IT?)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 21, 2026

**THIS EVENT IS INCLUDED IN THE WEEKLY PASS FROM HOUSTON SPRING BREAK TAKEOVER 2026** SECTIONS ARE SOLD OUT – YOU…

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“2026 Women in AI Symposium & Virtual Networking Canada: Because Robots Need Girl Power Too!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 21, 2026

The 2026 WaiSymposium and Virtual Networking by Women in Canada is here to save you from becoming obsolete in the…

Gods Tower in Krakow, Poland (02/21/2026)
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Gods Tower in Krakow, Poland (02/21/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 21, 2026

Pagan/Folk/Doom Metal from Belarus! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

KID ROCK Finally Finds Jesus, Lands No. 1 on Christian Charts Because Apparently Hell Ain’t Working Out
Kid Rock's Spiritual Awakening Is Now a Billboard Chart-Topper Because, Why Not?
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KID ROCK Finally Finds Jesus, Lands No. 1 on Christian Charts Because Apparently Hell Ain’t Working Out

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

In a plot twist no one saw coming (except maybe his PR team), Kid Rock — yes, that Kid Rock…

SEBASTIAN BACH DENOUNCES A.I.: ‘I’LL SERVE YOU REAL STUPIDITY, NOT FAKE SMARTNESS’
Sebastian Bach: The Rock Dinosaur Who Refuses to Let Robots Steal His Job
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SEBASTIAN BACH DENOUNCES A.I.: ‘I’LL SERVE YOU REAL STUPIDITY, NOT FAKE SMARTNESS’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

Well, well, well… look who’s back in the headlines, throwing shade at all these modern bands who can’t be bothered…

Live

Loretta Devine: The Divine Diva Dazzles in a Dazzling Evening of Diva Drama!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 21, 2026

Who’s ready to worship at the altar of Loretta Devine? 🙌 Join us for Hollywood Confidential, where we’ll be honoring…

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