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Entheos Chaney Crabb tells new bands to not quit because that would be embarrassing
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Entheos Chaney Crabb tells new bands to not quit because that would be embarrassing

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing advice from Entheos’ vocalist Chaney Crabb? 🤯 Because I’m about to…

Grandma’s wild arrest was fake reality TV gold
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Grandma’s wild arrest was fake reality TV gold

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donna Dillon and her husband were just chillin’ at home,…

Bret Michaels Trades Stage for Surgery Room
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Bret Michaels Trades Stage for Surgery Room

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 25, 2026

Bret Michaels has had a hell of a week, going from show to show and following one concert with a…

Trump’s Correspondents’ Dinner Speech Turns Huge Disaster
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Trump’s Correspondents’ Dinner Speech Turns Huge Disaster

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 25, 2026

The 2023 White House Correspondents’ Dinner took place at the Waldorf Astoria in Washington, D.C., with Donald Trump in attendance,…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Blade Runner
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Blade Runner

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 26, 2026

Three years after it was first announced, Amazon is ready to debut its live-action Blade Runner television series, dubbed Blade…

16 Horsepower at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)
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16 Horsepower at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2026

Gothic country from Denver, Colorado Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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Agalloch at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2026

Extreme metal from Portland, Oregon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Remembering Lou Koller (Sick of It All)
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Remembering Lou Koller (Sick of It All)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2026

Sick of It All vocalist Lou Koller passes away at 59 following cancer battle Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…

Baroness at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)
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Baroness at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2026

Progressive metal from Savannah, Georgia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Michigan Home Fire Reveals Multitasking Murderer
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Michigan Home Fire Reveals Multitasking Murderer

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic incident in Michigan, where eight people, including six children, were found…

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