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CREED’s Guitarist Ruining Horse Race With Off-Key Sinatra Cover
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CREED’s Guitarist Ruining Horse Race With Off-Key Sinatra Cover

Chord F. DiscordJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Grammy Award-winning (allegedly) musician, producer (of questionable sounds), author (sure, Jan) and founding member of such groundbreaking (into the ground)…

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Visitant in Charlotte, NC (06/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

Ethereal Blackened Death from Florida!

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Visitant in Charlotte, NC (06/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

Ethereal Blackened Death from Florida!

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Alukah in Charlotte, NC (06/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

Death Metal band from Waldorf, Maryland!

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Celaris in Charlotte, NC (06/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

Progressive Metal from Raleigh, NC!

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The Reticent in Charlotte, NC (06/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

Progressive Metal from Charlotte, North Carolina!

‘Jaws’ Anniversary: 50 Years of Being Afraid to Pee in the Ocean
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‘Jaws’ Anniversary: 50 Years of Being Afraid to Pee in the Ocean

FinnJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

**Oh, honey, bless your heart if you thought the ocean was your personal bathtub before 1975. 🙄 Turns out, there…

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Pantera in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

American heavy metal from Arlington, Texas!

NEFARIOUS (lol!) Feat EXODUS, DEATH ANGEL, HIRAX & HEATHEN Members Drop 2nd Single
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NEFARIOUS (lol!) Feat EXODUS, DEATH ANGEL, HIRAX & HEATHEN Members Drop 2nd Single

Chord F. DiscordJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

NEFARIOUS, a geriatric thrash metal “supergroup” (term used loosely) hailing from the sunny state of California, featuring the fossilized vocal…

Iron Maiden’s New Drummer: Is He Even Trying
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Iron Maiden’s New Drummer: Is He Even Trying

Chord F. DiscordJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

OMG! 😱 British heavy metal dinosaurs IRON MAIDEN, still kicking (somehow), graced Prague, Czech Republic’s LetiÅ¡tÄ› Praha Letňany on Saturday…

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