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PMU Hosts Epic Battle Royale of Brainiacs: Live Q&A on Concept Notes!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

APEC Project Q&A: Because Reading Instructions is Too Hard 😂 Date: Who cares? It’s online! 🌐 Join us for a…

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“Sammy Virji: The Unstoppable Force You Didn’t Know You Needed”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Sammy Virji – Stereo Live Houston Tickets, Parking Pass, Bottle Service, & Info: www.StereoLive.com 🎫🚘🍾 TERMS & CONDITIONS: 1. 18+…

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KAPPA ALPHA PSI NUPE BOWL #1: ALLEY MUSIC HOUSE THROWS THE BIGGEST GAME WATCH PARTY (LIKE WE EVEN NEED A REASON)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

THE NUPE BOWL 🏈🏈 🏈 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS 🆚 SEATTLE SEAHAWKS #1 ULTIMATE “BIG GAME WATCH PARTY” IN DALLAS! +…

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Pi Lambda Lambda Annual Black Affair: Black OWT or Black Out?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

Get ready to shake your black-clad booty at the ultimate party within a party! 💃🏾🕺🏾 The Pi Lambda Lambda –…

In memory of Brad Arnold, lead singer of 3 Doors Down
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In memory of Brad Arnold, lead singer of 3 Doors Down

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 7, 2026

1978-2026 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…

3 DOORS DOWN Singer BRAD ARNOLD Dies At 47, Fans Panic Because Now They Have To Learn A New Band Name
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3 DOORS DOWN Singer BRAD ARNOLD Dies At 47, Fans Panic Because Now They Have To Learn A New Band Name

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 7, 2026February 7, 2026

Well, well, well, looks like the universe decided it had enough of Brad Arnold’s Kryptonite — turns out even Superman…

Craig Mazin Plotting to Ruin Your Favorite RPG with Baldur’s Gate 3 TV Show
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Craig Mazin Plotting to Ruin Your Favorite RPG with Baldur’s Gate 3 TV Show

FinnFebruary 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Attention all you nerds with your fancy dice and character sheets, HBO has heard your desperate pleas and is finally…

Ex-MORBID ANGEL Drummer PETE SANDOVAL Finally Gets Diagnosis: Turns Out He’s Just Autistic, Not a Death Metal Demon
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Ex-MORBID ANGEL Drummer PETE SANDOVAL Finally Gets Diagnosis: Turns Out He’s Just Autistic, Not a Death Metal Demon

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Holy Double Bass, Batman! Pete Sandoval Finally Discovers Why He’s So Good at Drumming—Autism! Move over, Lars Ulrich—there’s a new…

Reiki Activation: Because the Universe Totally Cares What You Want
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Reiki Activation: Because the Universe Totally Cares What You Want

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 5, 2026

🚨 WARNING: What You Want Matters! 🚨 Ready to stop playing small and start living large? Join this 90-minute *free*…

Canadians Trying to Buy Virtual Swords: A Comedy of Errors and Credit Card Hacks
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Canadians Trying to Buy Virtual Swords: A Comedy of Errors and Credit Card Hacks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Digital Delights and Financial Fright: How Secure Are Gaming Payments In Canada? Remember when buying a game meant waiting in…

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