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Orange Goblin at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)
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Orange Goblin at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2025

English heavy metal band from London!

Head of Baptist at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)
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Head of Baptist at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2025

Death Metal from Belgium!

Father befouled at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)
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Father befouled at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2025

Death Metal from Atlanta, Georgia!

Hirax at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)
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Hirax at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2025

Thrash from Buena Park, California!

Ozzy promises to give 120% at his final concert, which is only 20% more than medically possible
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Ozzy promises to give 120% at his final concert, which is only 20% more than medically possible

Chord F. DiscordMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, that bat-biting legend (or should we say, legend in his own mind? 🤔), is planning a…

Progressive Rock Bands to Invade Cruise Ship in 2026: Prepare for the Nerdiest Vacation Ever
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Progressive Rock Bands to Invade Cruise Ship in 2026: Prepare for the Nerdiest Vacation Ever

Chord F. DiscordMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

Ahoy, Prog-Rock Losers! 🛳️ Get ready to drain your trust funds and max out your credit cards because Cruise To…

CYNIC Loses Drummer (Again!), Replaces Him With Some Other Dude
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CYNIC Loses Drummer (Again!), Replaces Him With Some Other Dude

Chord F. DiscordMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

So, CYNIC, those progressive metal pioneers (allegedly), have kicked Matt Lynch to the curb 🗑️. Apparently, Michel Bélanger from GORGUTS…

Jax Taylor’s Brain: A Live Autopsy in Detroit
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Jax Taylor’s Brain: A Live Autopsy in Detroit

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2025

Jax Taylor, unfiltered? 🤣 Join the dude from Vanderpump Rules and The Valley as he spills the tea on dating…

SOULFLY Hires Some Dude from WARBRINGER to Pluck Thumbs on European Vacation in 2025
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SOULFLY Hires Some Dude from WARBRINGER to Pluck Thumbs on European Vacation in 2025

Chord F. DiscordMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

SOULFLY, in a move that can only be described as either genius or a sign of the impending apocalypse, has…

Malignancy at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)
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Malignancy at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2025

Brutal Technical Death Metal from Yonkers, New York!

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