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STU BLOCK Begs BARLOW to Save ICED EARTH From Eternal Awkwardness
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STU BLOCK Begs BARLOW to Save ICED EARTH From Eternal Awkwardness

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

Breaking News! Former ICED EARTH throat-warbler Stu Block, the guy who left faster than Jon Schaffer could say “QAnon,” apparently…

TECNO “Wearables”: Because Your Wrist Was Begging for More Plastic
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TECNO “Wearables”: Because Your Wrist Was Begging for More Plastic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

Okay, hold onto your hats, folks, because TECNO just dropped a whole heap of “innovations” at Computex 2025 that are…

John Corabi Claims Next Solo Album Will Be “Eclectic,” Which Probably Means It’ll Be…Something 🤷‍♂️😂🎸
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John Corabi Claims Next Solo Album Will Be “Eclectic,” Which Probably Means It’ll Be…Something 🤷‍♂️😂🎸

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

OMG! 😱 Corabi, the dude who briefly replaced Vince Neil in Mötley Crüe (remember that? No? Exactly!), is now apparently…

Jinjer at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/16/2025)
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Jinjer at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

Ukrainian heavy metal band from Donetsk!

Korn at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)
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Korn at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

American nu metal band from Bakersfield, California!

Korn at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)
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Korn at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

American nu metal band from Bakersfield, California!

Marilyn Manson at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)
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Marilyn Manson at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

Shock rock from South Florida!

Mudvayne at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)
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Mudvayne at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

American nu metal from Peoria, Illinois!

Suede’s Back, Apparently, With a Record About Being Sad, Probably
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Suede’s Back, Apparently, With a Record About Being Sad, Probably

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Suede, bless their cotton socks (or should that be leather trousers?), are BACK! 🥳 With their TENTH studio album, creatively…

Oh NO! Chris Beattie SHOCKED He Got KICKED From Hatebreed! Who COULD Have SEEN That Coming?
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Oh NO! Chris Beattie SHOCKED He Got KICKED From Hatebreed! Who COULD Have SEEN That Coming?

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

So, apparently, Chris Beattie, the dude who held the bass hostage in Hatebreed for, like, ever, finally decided real estate…

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