Quiet Exit in Charlotte, NC (01/06/2026)
Metal from Seattle… no from Rock Hill, SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
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Orchiiidsss in Charlotte, NC (01/06/2026)
Gothic Punk from upper SC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
James Gunn’s Supergirl: Where the Only Thing Flying Higher Than Her Cape Is His Ego
🚨 BREAKING: James Gunn Just Compared Supergirl to Guardians of the Galaxy, Which Means We’re All About to Get Space…
Because the baby was hiding from your bad jokes all along
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Simplifying Your Job Search: Because Apparently You Still Haven’t Figured Out How to Lie on a Resume
Attention, job seekers! Woyage AI is here to rescue your résumé from the black hole of despair with AI-powered mock…
Nita Strauss: The Melodic Death Metal Workout Queen Who Can’t Curl a Bicep Without Soilwork and At the Gates
When Nita Strauss Isn’t Shredding Guitars, She’s Shredding… Her Own Excuses (And Occasionally Her Soul on the Treadmill) 🎸🏋️♀️ In…
HAKEN Fires Guitarist and Bassist for Not Being Able to Play While Juggling
🚨 BREAKING: HAKEN LOSES TWO MEMBERS, GAINS TWO MORE EXCUSES TO REWRITE THEIR SETLIST 🚨 😱🎸 In a move that…
EXTREME Finally Decides to Make Another Album (Yes, They’re Still a Thing)
🚨 BREAKING: EXTREME ANNOUNCES SEVENTH ALBUM AFTER ONLY 3 YEARS OF SILENCE (A RECORD FOR THEM) 🚨 In a shocking…
Will Medd’s “Write Here, Right Now” Day Retreat: NWSSDTP’s Wildest Writing Whimsy
Struggling to write your thesis? Join our online “Write Here, Right Now” retreat and watch your productivity soar… or at…
Amorphis’s Santteri Kallio Thinks AI Music Videos Are the Future Because He’s Too Lazy to Hire a Director
Oh great, another day on the internet where we’re not just debating whether robots will replace us, but whether they’ll…