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Eyehategod in Charlotte, NC (12/16/2025)
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Eyehategod in Charlotte, NC (12/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 16, 2025

Sludge metal from New Orleans, Louisiana Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

D.Sablu in Charlotte, NC (12/16/2025)
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Chuck B. BallsyDecember 16, 2025

New Orleans based songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, recorder, producer Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Crooked Cult in Charlotte, NC (12/16/2025)
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Crooked Cult in Charlotte, NC (12/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 16, 2025

Thrash Metal/Hardcore from Fayetteville, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Social Distortion Finally Crawls Out Of Rock ‘n’ Roll Grave In Time For May 2026
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Chord F. DiscordDecember 16, 2025December 17, 2025

Mike Ness, the leather-lunged, tattooed oracle of SoCal punk rock, has finally emerged from his recording cave to announce that…

Donne intelligenti nell’IA perché gli uomini sono troppo occupati a spiegare
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Donne intelligenti nell’IA perché gli uomini sono troppo occupati a spiegare

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 16, 2025

AI for Women 2025: il corso più esclusivo di Google, perché anche le intelligenze artificiali vogliono parità! 🤖✊ Dal 23/01/2026,…

Steven Spielberg Finally Spills the Beans and the Internet Immediately Regrets It
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Steven Spielberg Finally Spills the Beans and the Internet Immediately Regrets It

FinnDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: The Government Has Officially Confirmed Aliens Exist—And They’re *Finally* Releasing a Movie About It 🛸🍿 So, you know…

Dead Island 3 Finally Crawling Out of Its Own Grave—Release Date? Not Today, Zombie!
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Dead Island 3 Finally Crawling Out of Its Own Grave—Release Date? Not Today, Zombie!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Dead Island 3 Is Officially In Development, Because Apparently We All Didn’t Learn Our Lesson Last Time 🧟‍♂️💀…

BATTLE BEAST Recruits New Vocalist Marina La Torraca Because the Old One Finally Got Tired of Pretending to Be Dramatic
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BATTLE BEAST Recruits New Vocalist Marina La Torraca Because the Old One Finally Got Tired of Pretending to Be Dramatic

Chord F. DiscordDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

Move over, Noora, there’s a new diva in town! 🦸‍♀️ Finnish power metal juggernauts BATTLE BEAST have just dropped a…

Rian Johnson’s Brain Has Unleashed More Whodunit Shenanigans—Knives Out 4 May Actually Solve the Mystery of How He Keeps Getting Greenlights
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Rian Johnson’s Brain Has Unleashed More Whodunit Shenanigans—Knives Out 4 May Actually Solve the Mystery of How He Keeps Getting Greenlights

FinnDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

BREAKING: Rian Johnson Has “Ideas” For Fourth Knives Out Movie, Which Is Apparently Something We All Needed To Know Today…

The DMV Staff Finally Found Someone Who Has to Wait for Them
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The DMV Staff Finally Found Someone Who Has to Wait for Them

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 16, 2025

The most important event of the year is back, folks! The DMV First Responders Annual Holiday Bash promises an evening…

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