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Breaking News: Super Extra Special Never Before Seen Totally Not Made Up 5 Hour Directors Cut of Gremlins Accidentally Leaks and Its 3 Hours Longer Than That Other Thing You Saw
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Breaking News: Super Extra Special Never Before Seen Totally Not Made Up 5 Hour Directors Cut of Gremlins Accidentally Leaks and Its 3 Hours Longer Than That Other Thing You Saw

FinnMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

The secret’s out, folks! 🀫 A never-before-seen, 2-and-a-half-hour cut of Gremlins, yes, you read that right, 2.5 hours of gremlin…

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Isaiah Rashad Finally Drops It’s Been Awful So We Can All Relate to His Awfulness

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

πŸŽ‰ See Isaiah Rashad live in Brooklyn πŸ™οΈ

1914 in Krakow, Poland (05/03/2026)
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1914 in Krakow, Poland (05/03/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 3, 2026

Blackened Death/Doom Metal from Ukraine

πŸ“» Radio Dead End: Vol. 4: : No Colours Records Vault β€” Black Metal Autopsy 1996-2008 🀘πŸ”₯
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πŸ“» Radio Dead End: Vol. 4: : No Colours Records Vault β€” Black Metal Autopsy 1996-2008 🀘πŸ”₯

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Loud, raw, and unholy! We are diving deep into the archives of No Colours Records with this massive 4-CD compilation…

Breaking News ANGRA Finally Figures Out How to Use Zoom and Reunites with KIKO LOUREIRO EDU FALASCHI and AQUILES PRIESTER at 2026 BANGERS OPEN AIR Because Who Needs a Recording Studio When You Have WiFi
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Breaking News ANGRA Finally Figures Out How to Use Zoom and Reunites with KIKO LOUREIRO EDU FALASCHI and AQUILES PRIESTER at 2026 BANGERS OPEN AIR Because Who Needs a Recording Studio When You Have WiFi

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2026May 2, 2026

So, you want to know about the epic reunion of Angra’s “Rebirth” lineup at the 2026 Bangers Open Air festival?…

Uada in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)
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Uada in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Melodic Black Metal from Portland, Oregon

Mortiis in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)
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Mortiis in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Dark ambient/industrial rock from Norway

Rome in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)
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Rome in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Luxembourgish neofolk

Wraith Knight in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)
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Wraith Knight in Raleigh, NC (05/01/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Epic & Cinematic Dungeon/Medieval Music by Nick Superchi

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Because You Clearly Need More Avocado Toast in Your Life FoodieLand is Coming to San Diego

Chuck B. BallsyMay 1, 2026

πŸŽ‰ Get ready for FoodieLand 🀀! 🎟️ 250+ vendors, games, and live music 🎢 πŸ“Œ Del Mar Fairgrounds πŸ“ 2260…

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