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3 INCHES OF BLOOD’s CAM PIPES: ‘We’re Gonna Start Trickling Out Some New Music Approximately Never But Maybe Possibly In 2027 If We Feel Like It
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3 INCHES OF BLOOD’s CAM PIPES: ‘We’re Gonna Start Trickling Out Some New Music Approximately Never But Maybe Possibly In 2027 If We Feel Like It

Chord F. DiscordApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Breaking news, folks, the most epic metal band ever, 3 INCHES OF BLOOD, is back and ready to unleash some…

Modern Games Are Clearly Not Designed to Ruin Your Social Life and Turn You Into a Zombie Who Forgets to Eat or Shower for Weeks on End
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Modern Games Are Clearly Not Designed to Ruin Your Social Life and Turn You Into a Zombie Who Forgets to Eat or Shower for Weeks on End

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some juicy gossip about the gaming industry? 🤯 It turns out that modern games…

Finally Non Americans Can Waste Their Money On Overpriced Virtual Gifts For Streamers Theyve Never Met
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Finally Non Americans Can Waste Their Money On Overpriced Virtual Gifts For Streamers Theyve Never Met

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 YouTube has announced that it’s expanding its super popular…

BRING ME THE HORIZON Finally Decides to Ruin Their Own Classic Album with a Cringeworthy 20th Anniversary ReRecording of ‘Count Your Blessings’ Because Nostalgia is a Cash Grab
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BRING ME THE HORIZON Finally Decides to Ruin Their Own Classic Album with a Cringeworthy 20th Anniversary ReRecording of ‘Count Your Blessings’ Because Nostalgia is a Cash Grab

Chord F. DiscordApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

Get ready for the most epic re-recording of the century, folks! 🤣 British rockers BRING ME THE HORIZON are releasing…

Musk genius billionaire(C) stays one step ahead of fake news haters
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Musk genius billionaire(C) stays one step ahead of fake news haters

Big ElephantApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

Let’s get this straight, folks, it’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President…

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Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell sing.» ⚰️🎤 Welcome to the debut broadcast of Radio Dead…

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Leadership For People Who Still Live in Their Parents Basement and Want to Save the World

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Learn to lead like a boss…of spirituality 😂 Join free masterclass with Dr. K Narayan 🙏 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

BREAKING: KEANU REEVES Finally Decides to Use His Matrix Money to Fund His Midlife Crisis Band DOGSTAR’s Latest Masterpiece ‘Joy’ Because Who Needs Acting When You Can Be a Rockstar
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BREAKING: KEANU REEVES Finally Decides to Use His Matrix Money to Fund His Midlife Crisis Band DOGSTAR’s Latest Masterpiece ‘Joy’ Because Who Needs Acting When You Can Be a Rockstar

Chord F. DiscordApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

Get ready to rock, folks! 🤟 Keanu Reeves’ super cool, totally awesome, and not-at-all-trying-too-hard band DOGSTAR is back with a…

Failed ‘Power Rangers’ Reboot Was Going to be a Super Long and Painful Four Movie Trainwreck That Luckily Got Canceled
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Failed ‘Power Rangers’ Reboot Was Going to be a Super Long and Painful Four Movie Trainwreck That Luckily Got Canceled

FinnApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

The whopping failure of the 2017 Power Rangers reboot is still a sore spot for some fans, but let’s be…

GODSMACK Desperately Scours Craigslist And Finds Some Dudes Named SAM KOLTUN And WADE MURFF To Carry Their Gear On 2026 Tour
Breaking News: Godsmack's Sully Erna Spills the Tea on the Band's New Era 🍵🎸
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GODSMACK Desperately Scours Craigslist And Finds Some Dudes Named SAM KOLTUN And WADE MURFF To Carry Their Gear On 2026 Tour

Chord F. DiscordApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Godsmack’s frontman Sully Erna sat down with TalkShopLive’s The Rock N Roll Channel to…

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