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Dee Snider and Lita Ford Ravage Missouri With Geriatric Rock Show, Locals Pray for Quieter Afterlife
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Dee Snider and Lita Ford Ravage Missouri With Geriatric Rock Show, Locals Pray for Quieter Afterlife

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

DEE SNIDER, the mouth that roared (or maybe just squeaked), graced Lita Ford’s stage on Friday, October 3, at The…

Alex Lifeson’s Serbian Roots: From Toronto to Tamburica Triumphs
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Alex Lifeson’s Serbian Roots: From Toronto to Tamburica Triumphs

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with the ultra-hip Hear 2 Zen podcast (because who *hasn’t* heard of it?), RUSH guitarist Alex…

Riot’s “Swipe Right:” Where Relationships Go to Die Laughing
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Riot’s “Swipe Right:” Where Relationships Go to Die Laughing

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Losers gather ’round! πŸ˜‚ Witness the ultimate cringe-fest at live dating games! πŸ—“οΈ When? No date mentioned! πŸ“Where?…

AMERICA IS CLOSED: Why European Metal Won’t Come to the USA Anymore
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AMERICA IS CLOSED: Why European Metal Won’t Come to the USA Anymore

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 1, 2025

The American dream for European rock and metal bands has become a bureaucratic nightmare. With the return of the Trump…

Pet Shop Boys to grace Lytham Festival 2026, ensuring ticket touts a hefty profit
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Pet Shop Boys to grace Lytham Festival 2026, ensuring ticket touts a hefty profit

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Prepare yourselves, peasants! Pet Shop Boys, those relics of the 80s, have deigned to grace the stage at Lytham Festival…

ATTENTION! Military temper tantrums, crybaby convention, and a plus-size ΠΏΠΎΠ±Π΅Π΄ΠΈΡ‚Π΅Π»ΡŒ: CNN’s daily dose of drama
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ATTENTION! Military temper tantrums, crybaby convention, and a plus-size ΠΏΠΎΠ±Π΅Π΄ΠΈΡ‚Π΅Π»ΡŒ: CNN’s daily dose of drama

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

πŸ‘‹ Welcome to 5 Things PM! If you’re feeling a little out of whack, it’s probably because the liberal media…

Master in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)
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Master in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 1, 2025

Death/Thrash Metal from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Pig’s Blood in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)
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Pig’s Blood in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 1, 2025

Death Metal from Milwaukee, Wisconsin Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Gates of Endor in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)
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Gates of Endor in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 1, 2025

Death metal from Raleigh, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

NINE INCH NAILS Announce February/March 2026 North American Tour (Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again)
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NINE INCH NAILS Announce February/March 2026 North American Tour (Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

😱 BREAKING: Your Grandpa’s Favorite Band, NINE INCH NAILS, Is Back to “Peel It Back” One More Time! πŸ‘΄πŸŽΈ Get…

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