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Krallice at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Krallice at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Avant-garde Black Metal from New York!

Tankard at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Tankard at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Thrash Metal from Germany!

Asphyx at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Asphyx at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Death/Doom Metal from Netherlands!

Benediction at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Benediction at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Death Metal from Birmingham, England!

Pyrexia at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)
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Pyrexia at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 24, 2025

Brutal Death Metal from Long Island/New York!

Pokémon TCG Pocket: Prepare for Eldritch Horrors from Dimensions We Didn’t Even Know We Needed to Exploit For Cardboard
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Pokémon TCG Pocket: Prepare for Eldritch Horrors from Dimensions We Didn’t Even Know We Needed to Exploit For Cardboard

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 24, 2025May 24, 2025

OMG, you guys, they’re STILL milking this Pokemon TCG Pocket thing? 🙄 Like, haven’t they heard of, I don’t know,…

Todd Sucherman of STYX Reveals Shocking Truth: Drummers are Basically Just Flailing, Rhythmically-Challenged Garbage People
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Todd Sucherman of STYX Reveals Shocking Truth: Drummers are Basically Just Flailing, Rhythmically-Challenged Garbage People

Chord F. DiscordMay 24, 2025May 24, 2025

In a shocking exposé with The UK Drum Show Official Podcast (because who ELSE would interview him?), STYX drummer and…

Kelly Hansen Flees Foreigner Before They Realize He’s Not Lou Gramm
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Kelly Hansen Flees Foreigner Before They Realize He’s Not Lou Gramm

Chord F. DiscordMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

FOREIGNER’s Kelly Hansen, the guy who replaced the *real* voice, has decided to peace out. Apparently, screaming “Juke Box Hero”…

Shape of Despair at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025
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Shape of Despair at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2025

Atmospheric/Funeral Doom Metal from Helsinki, Uusimaa!

Mournful Congregation at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025
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Mournful Congregation at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/22/2025

Chuck B. BallsyMay 23, 2025

Funeral Doom Metal from Adelaide, South Australia!

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