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Behold! Diamond Dave Still Kicking (and Screaming) in 2025: Van Halen’s Corpse Gets Dragged Through Temecula One More Time
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Behold! Diamond Dave Still Kicking (and Screaming) in 2025: Van Halen’s Corpse Gets Dragged Through Temecula One More Time

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful crap, someone actually uploaded the *entire* David Lee Roth show from September 10 at Pechanga Resort Casino…

Mudvayne vs My Neighbors 🤘😂
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Mudvayne vs My Neighbors 🤘😂

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 14, 2025

Skip the neighbors — see Mudvayne LIVE 🔥👉 https://goseeit.live/46tzd6G #ad #creatornation Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

Game Devs of Color Expo 2025? More Like Game Devs of Beige, amirite? “Big” Direct Incoming (yawn)
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Game Devs of Color Expo 2025? More Like Game Devs of Beige, amirite? “Big” Direct Incoming (yawn)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Oh boy, another year, another Game Devs of Color Expo! 🎉 Is this thing still going? I mean, who knew…

CANDLEMASS Reunites With MESSIAH MARCOLIN After Two Decades Of Him Probably Just Forgetting The Way To The Stage
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CANDLEMASS Reunites With MESSIAH MARCOLIN After Two Decades Of Him Probably Just Forgetting The Way To The Stage

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE it! CANDLEMASS, those doom metal dinosaurs 🦖, actually managed to wheel out their *former* (and…

FOZZY Dumps “Crazy Train” Cover, Proving Even Ozzy Can Be Butchered
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FOZZY Dumps “Crazy Train” Cover, Proving Even Ozzy Can Be Butchered

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

FOZZY, the musical masterpiece brought to you by wrestling extraordinaire Chris Jericho and the guitar god 🎸 of STUCK MOJO,…

Behold! Air Raid Siren Bruce Dickinson Serenades Captive Audience with Off-Key Renditions After Technology Betrays Him
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Behold! Air Raid Siren Bruce Dickinson Serenades Captive Audience with Off-Key Renditions After Technology Betrays Him

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

OMG! Bruce Dickinson, the legendary throat-warbler from IRON MAIDEN, apparently tried to bless Pittsburgh with his solo “genius” last night…

Cryptopsy in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)
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Cryptopsy in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

Technical death metal from Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

“Three Stooges Cause Mayhem”
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“Three Stooges Cause Mayhem”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! 🐴 Yeehaw! Saddle up for “3 Bad Men” (1926)! John Ford directs this silent snooze-fest. Gold in the Dakotas…

Flesh AND the Devil? More Like Bore-ing
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Flesh AND the Devil? More Like Bore-ing

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG!** Flesh and the Devil, a silent snooze-fest from 1926, directed by Clarence Brown, starring Greta Garbo, John Gilbert, Lars…

Nile in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)
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Nile in Raleigh, NC (09/12/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

First time with a new vocalist/bassist Adam Roethlisberger Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

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