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POPPY Just Dropped the ‘Time Will Tell’ Music Video From That ‘Empty Hands’ Album You Pretended to Listen To
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POPPY Just Dropped the ‘Time Will Tell’ Music Video From That ‘Empty Hands’ Album You Pretended to Listen To

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 23, 2026January 23, 2026

Poppy Is Here To Collect Your Digital Soul With “Empty Hands” And We’re All Just Living In It πŸ€–πŸ™ Ladies,…

Boomer Failures Finally Haunt Them and Now There’s a Webinar
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Boomer Failures Finally Haunt Them and Now There’s a Webinar

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

Trauma can be passed down through families, affecting individuals and communities across generations. 😱 Join Alex Rohn, LMHC (University of…

Expert Answers on Hip & Knee Pain (If You Can Afford the Co-Pay and Wait 3 Months for the Appointment)
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Expert Answers on Hip & Knee Pain (If You Can Afford the Co-Pay and Wait 3 Months for the Appointment)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

πŸ”₯ Aching hips? Creaky knees? Drs. Slover & Oh are live at Lenox Hill Hospital on Jan 25th at 6…

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Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

Marianne McKinnon, math wizard and insurance crusader, will now lecture you for an entire hour. πŸ§™β€β™€οΈπŸ“Š Fresh from her 23-year…

Webinar on The Emotionally Intelligent Team Actually Teaches How to Suppress Your Hate for Coworkers
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Webinar on The Emotionally Intelligent Team Actually Teaches How to Suppress Your Hate for Coworkers

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 22, 2026

πŸš€ Ready to feel the magic of emotional intelligence? 🎩✨ Vanessa Druskat is hosting a “team-building” session that promises to…

The Oscars Nominations Have Officially Been Released, and the Academy Definitely Did Not Just Google “Famous Actors” This Year
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The Oscars Nominations Have Officially Been Released, and the Academy Definitely Did Not Just Google “Famous Actors” This Year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

πŸ›‘ BREAKING: The Oscars Gave Out Nominations Like Candy at a Diabetes Parade 🍬 Ladies, gentlemen, and confused people trying…

Ubisoft Finally Learns That Six Cancelled Games Is A Firing Offense
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Ubisoft Finally Learns That Six Cancelled Games Is A Firing Offense

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Oh look, another Tuesday, another corporate restructuring at Ubisoft that definitely isn’t a panic-induced fever dream! 🎒 It’s the time…

World of Warcraft Released Its Pre-Expansion Update So You Can Do The Exact Same Grind But With A Slightly Different UI, Happy Midnight
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World of Warcraft Released Its Pre-Expansion Update So You Can Do The Exact Same Grind But With A Slightly Different UI, Happy Midnight

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Grab your Tinfoil Hats and Prepare the Salt Shakers, Champions of Azeroth! It’s time for the “Twilight Ascension” pre-patch, because…

Return To Silent Hill Gets Buried Alive by Fans and Critics in a Glorious, Dumpster-Fire of a Launch
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Return To Silent Hill Gets Buried Alive by Fans and Critics in a Glorious, Dumpster-Fire of a Launch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

🚨 SILENT SCREAMS: β€˜Return to Silent Hill’ Crashes and Burns, Proving Some Games Should Stay Digital 🚨 Oh, what a…

Oscars 2026 Nominations: See Which Rich People Will Pretend They Don’t Care About Winning
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Oscars 2026 Nominations: See Which Rich People Will Pretend They Don’t Care About Winning

FinnJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Buckle up, cinephiles and professional award-watchers, because the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences just dropped its annual list…

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