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This Upcoming Trilogy Is the Only Hope for ‘Star Wars’— Or Else We’re All Doomed to a Galaxy of Mediocrity!
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This Upcoming Trilogy Is the Only Hope for ‘Star Wars’— Or Else We’re All Doomed to a Galaxy of Mediocrity!

FinnMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

Oh look, another “new hope” for Star Wars! Because clearly, the franchise just needed more TV shows about bounty hunters…

ALICE COOPER Releases Memoir ‘Devil On My Shoulder’—Because Who Needs Therapy When You Can Write a Book?
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ALICE COOPER Releases Memoir ‘Devil On My Shoulder’—Because Who Needs Therapy When You Can Write a Book?

Chord F. DiscordMarch 9, 2026March 9, 2026

Alice Cooper is back, baby! And this time, he’s not just coming to rock your face off with a chainsaw…

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“FREE Lean Six Sigma Yellow Belt: Because Who Doesn’t Want to Be a Certified Process Improvement Wizard on Zoom?”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

Attention all couch potatoes and remote warriors! FREE Lean Six Sigma Yellow Belt Training on Zoom. Mar 21, 2026, 8–4…

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BLACK RODEO WEEKEND FINALE: BUN B & SLIM THUG BRING THE HUSTLE AND HORSEPOWER

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**The Black Rodeo Weekend Finale: Where DJs Fight to the Death… with Beats!** 🥊🎧 Get ready, Houston! The Black Rodeo…

Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — January & February 2026 (Or How to Pretend You’re a Cool Gamer Who Knows What ‘Procedurally Generated’ Means)
Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — January & February 2026
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Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games — January & February 2026 (Or How to Pretend You’re a Cool Gamer Who Knows What ‘Procedurally Generated’ Means)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

In December, we crowned our Most Overlooked Indie Games of 2025, and now we are back at it with Indie…

MOONSPELL: ‘Far From God’ Album Drops in July, Title Track Comes to Save Your Soul (or Not) Later This Month
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MOONSPELL: ‘Far From God’ Album Drops in July, Title Track Comes to Save Your Soul (or Not) Later This Month

Chord F. DiscordMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

Portuguese gothic metal band MOONSPELL announces new album “Far From God” — and no, they’re not starting a podcast about…

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Sidewalk Prophets Bring Their Off-Key Wisdom to Ham Lake-Prepare Your Earplugs for Spring 2026!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

Great Big Family Productions is proud to present An Acoustic Evening with Sidewalk Prophets. Join Sidewalk Prophets for an intimate…

Katatonia in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)
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Katatonia in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

Swedish heavy metal Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Rivers of Nihil in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)
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Rivers of Nihil in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

"Where Owls Know My Name"! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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SATURDAYS: WHERE THE CIRCUS OF CHAOS BECOMES YOUR WEEKLY THERAPY SESSION

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

**Prepare for the “Greatest Show on Earth” – Atlanta’s Saturday Night Circus!** Join us every week at THE GREATEST SHOW…

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