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MONALEO TAKES OVER HOUSTON: SPRING BREAK JUST GOT REAL (OR DID IT?)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 21, 2026

**THIS EVENT IS INCLUDED IN THE WEEKLY PASS FROM HOUSTON SPRING BREAK TAKEOVER 2026** SECTIONS ARE SOLD OUT – YOU…

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“2026 Women in AI Symposium & Virtual Networking Canada: Because Robots Need Girl Power Too!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 21, 2026

The 2026 WaiSymposium and Virtual Networking by Women in Canada is here to save you from becoming obsolete in the…

Gods Tower in Krakow, Poland (02/21/2026)
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Gods Tower in Krakow, Poland (02/21/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 21, 2026

Pagan/Folk/Doom Metal from Belarus! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

KID ROCK Finally Finds Jesus, Lands No. 1 on Christian Charts Because Apparently Hell Ain’t Working Out
Kid Rock's Spiritual Awakening Is Now a Billboard Chart-Topper Because, Why Not?
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KID ROCK Finally Finds Jesus, Lands No. 1 on Christian Charts Because Apparently Hell Ain’t Working Out

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

In a plot twist no one saw coming (except maybe his PR team), Kid Rock — yes, that Kid Rock…

SEBASTIAN BACH DENOUNCES A.I.: ‘I’LL SERVE YOU REAL STUPIDITY, NOT FAKE SMARTNESS’
Sebastian Bach: The Rock Dinosaur Who Refuses to Let Robots Steal His Job
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SEBASTIAN BACH DENOUNCES A.I.: ‘I’LL SERVE YOU REAL STUPIDITY, NOT FAKE SMARTNESS’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

Well, well, well… look who’s back in the headlines, throwing shade at all these modern bands who can’t be bothered…

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Loretta Devine: The Divine Diva Dazzles in a Dazzling Evening of Diva Drama!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 21, 2026

Who’s ready to worship at the altar of Loretta Devine? 🙌 Join us for Hollywood Confidential, where we’ll be honoring…

Top 5 Most Brutal Death Metal Bands: Enter at Your Own Risk
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Top 5 Most Brutal Death Metal Bands: Enter at Your Own Risk

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 20, 2026

You’ve been warned! 💀 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

CLAWFINGER Unleashes Apocalyptic Title Track Video Because Why Not?
CLAWFINGER Returns From 19-Year Nap, Releases New Album Before They "All Die"
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CLAWFINGER Unleashes Apocalyptic Title Track Video Because Why Not?

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 20, 2026February 20, 2026

Swedish-Norwegian rap-metal pioneers CLAWFINGER have released the official music video for “Before We All Die,” the title track of their…

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Dallas Soul Food Festival: Where Collard Greens and Fried Chicken Reign Supreme

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 20, 2026

**THE #1 SOUL FOOD FESTIVAL IN TEXAS IS BACK!** 🍗🥳 Oh, it’s lit, fam! The **Dallas Soul Food Festival** is…

Top 5 New Thrash Bands Formed After 2015
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Top 5 New Thrash Bands Formed After 2015

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 19, 2026

Thrash isn’t dead — it just found new blood. These bands were formed after 2015 and sound like thrash still…

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