Russians hiring thugs to steal from rich US lawyers now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a group of hackers called the Silent Ransom Group…
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Never Hand the Mic to a Metalhead 🤘
Every metal vocalist has met this guy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
You Won’t Believe What Happened to Pete Buttigieg
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Pete Buttigieg’s latest ordeal, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
Because GTA Needed More Facebook and NPCs with Feels
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Grand Theft Auto? Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough…
Melissa Auf Der Maur finally releases something people care about
Oh boy, get ready to relive the ’90s all over again… whether you want to or not 🙄. Melissa Auf…
Flesh Carving in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2026)
Deathcore from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Snake Father in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2026)
Downtempo beatdown deathcore from Austin, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
I Am Mook in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2026)
Deathcore/metal from Jacksonville, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
NYC Rent Freeze Is Actually Happening Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is making waves, and I’m…
Rudy Sarzo’s New Single Likely To Cure Insomnia With A.I. Help
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? I just found out that Rudy Sarzo, the legendary hard…