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Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds
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Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Somerset Sounds festival has just announced its inaugural headliner, and it’s none other than the legendary Simply Red. Because, you…

Ed Sheeran Adjusts Philly Stage Due to Security Concerns
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Ed Sheeran Adjusts Philly Stage Due to Security Concerns

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2026

Ed Sheeran admitted that he was unsure how audiences would receive him during his first show back in Philadelphia on…

Ed Sheeran Talks Macklemore and Gaza at Philly Show Tonight
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Ed Sheeran Talks Macklemore and Gaza at Philly Show Tonight

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2026

Ed Sheeran opened his concert in Philadelphia on Saturday by addressing the controversy surrounding Macklemore’s removal from the tour, concerns…

AI Actress Malfunctions Live On Air Speaking Cantonese
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AI Actress Malfunctions Live On Air Speaking Cantonese

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2026

Most actors worry about misspeaking during a live promo appearance or accidentally letting a spoiler slip. For AI-generated “actress” Tilly…

Orville Peck Talks Football Player Romance
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Orville Peck Talks Football Player Romance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2026

Orville Peck apparently made some off-field contact with the Raiders — by way of a kiss. On the song “Ring…

Comedian Carrot Top Hospitalized After Suicide Attempt
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Comedian Carrot Top Hospitalized After Suicide Attempt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2026

Carrot Top was hospitalized in Las Vegas on Friday night following a suicide attempt. A representative for the actor and…

Circle Jerks in Carrboro, NC (09/17/2026)
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Circle Jerks in Carrboro, NC (09/17/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2026

Hardcore punk from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Municipal Waste in Carrboro, NC (09/17/2026)10:12 PM
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Municipal Waste in Carrboro, NC (09/17/2026)10:12 PM

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2026

Сrossover thrash band from Richmond, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Resident Evil Movie Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Resident Evil Movie Apparently

FinnSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Sony’s latest Resident Evil movie has received widespread critical acclaim, with a staggering 96%…

Fucked Up Unleash Progressive Hardcore In Good Goat Saw A Leaf
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Fucked Up Unleash Progressive Hardcore In Good Goat Saw A Leaf

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026

Fucked Up have been working on a series of albums based on the Zodiac for the past 20 years, and…

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