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Converse Yanks Ad After Realizing Racism Isn’t a Selling Point
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Converse Yanks Ad After Realizing Racism Isn’t a Selling Point

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Converse, the sneaker company, has removed a social media ad that…

RIP Chad Gilbert because you clearly didnt have enough time to perfect your pop punk riffs
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RIP Chad Gilbert because you clearly didnt have enough time to perfect your pop punk riffs

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Oh no, the pop-punk world is mourning the loss of a legend 🤯! Chad Gilbert, the guitarist of New Found…

Lavina in Belgrade, Serbia (09/19/2026)
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Lavina in Belgrade, Serbia (09/19/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2026

Alternative Rock/Metal from Serbia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Remembering Chad Gilbert from New Found Glory
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Remembering Chad Gilbert from New Found Glory

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2026

Chad Gilbert, founding guitarist of the pop-punk band New Found Glory, has died at age 45 after a years-long battle…

Hangover in Minsk in Kraków, Poland (09/19/2026)
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Hangover in Minsk in Kraków, Poland (09/19/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2026

Depressive/Post-Black Metal from Warsaw Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

MATT SORUM Needs A Paycheck So Velvet Revolver Might Happen With LZZY HALE
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MATT SORUM Needs A Paycheck So Velvet Revolver Might Happen With LZZY HALE

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt while reading about Matt Sorum’s latest interview, and I’m…

Cannibal Corpse Drummer Whines About Being Old And Tired On Tour
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Cannibal Corpse Drummer Whines About Being Old And Tired On Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so shocked to hear that Paul Mazurkiewicz, the drummer…

New Found Glory Guitarist Chad Gilbert Dies at 45
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New Found Glory Guitarist Chad Gilbert Dies at 45

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2026

Chad Gilbert, guitarist and co-founding member of New Found Glory, has died at the age of 45. Gilbert had battled…

Shatner Rocks Out to Ozzy and Metallica Classics Live
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Shatner Rocks Out to Ozzy and Metallica Classics Live

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2026

William Shatner played his first metal show ever Saturday evening, September 19th, at Park West in Chicago, joined by his…

Ed Sheeran Mulls Tour Cancelation Amid Macklemore Fallout
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Ed Sheeran Mulls Tour Cancelation Amid Macklemore Fallout

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2026

Ed Sheeran admitted he considered canceling the remainder of his “LOOP” US tour and felt abandoned by certain friends and…

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