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Infected Rain in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)
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Infected Rain in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

Moldovan heavy metal from Chișinău Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Stitched Up Heart in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)
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Stitched Up Heart in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

Alternative metal from Los Angeles Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Blackwater Drowning in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)
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Blackwater Drowning in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

Melodic Death Metal from Salisbury, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Dying Oath in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)
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Dying Oath in Greensboro, NC (05/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2026

Metalcore from Wytheville, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

When you mix up the concert venues 💀
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Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2026

Wrong hole! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

DEEP PURPLE Finally Decides to Release Music That Matches Their Ego with New Single ‘Arrogant Boy’ from Their Obviously Genius Album ‘Splat’
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DEEP PURPLE Finally Decides to Release Music That Matches Their Ego with New Single ‘Arrogant Boy’ from Their Obviously Genius Album ‘Splat’

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Get ready to rock out with the legendary DEEP PURPLE, as they release their brand-new album “Splat!” on July 3…

Ahsoka Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Announce Season 2 After Making Us Wait Forever
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Ahsoka Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Announce Season 2 After Making Us Wait Forever

FinnMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

After waiting for what felt like an eternity, the second season of Ahsoka is finally on its way to Disney+,…

Bodysnatcher in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)
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Bodysnatcher in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2026

Deathcore from Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Carnifex in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)
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Carnifex in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2026

Deathcore from San Diego, California! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

200 Stab Wounds in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)
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200 Stab Wounds in Charlotte, NC (05/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2026

Death metal from Cleveland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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