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Denzel Curry and Kenneth Blume Reunite for New Album ii Release
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Denzel Curry and Kenneth Blume Reunite for New Album ii Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026

Denzel Curry and Kenneth Blume (fka Kenny Beats) are reuniting for a new album titled ii. It’s out August 21st…

ICE Drops $20 Million on Shocking Fashion Statement Gloves
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ICE Drops $20 Million on Shocking Fashion Statement Gloves

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents may soon be equipped with…

Jay Buchanan Hits Road Because You Clearly Needed More Blues Rock In Your Life
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Jay Buchanan Hits Road Because You Clearly Needed More Blues Rock In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some acoustic storytelling? 🤯 I mean, who doesn’t love a good ol’ fashioned…

Ritchie Blackmore to tolerate Deep Purple for one show after 30 years of better things to do
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Ritchie Blackmore to tolerate Deep Purple for one show after 30 years of better things to do

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

I can barely contain my excitement… or my sarcasm. 💁‍♀️ Ritchie Blackmore, the 81-year-old guitar legend, is joining Deep Purple…

Because You Clearly Need More Debt
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Because You Clearly Need More Debt

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Powerball jackpot, which has now reached an estimated $1 billion after…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is Another Tragic PR Opportunity
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is Another Tragic PR Opportunity

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Lucy Davis, star of the original English version of The Office, has announced that she is suffering from “incurable” cancer.…

Rod Stewart Scraps US Tour Following Heart Surgery
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Rod Stewart Scraps US Tour Following Heart Surgery

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

<strong<rod Stewart can’t finish out his current tour after having a heart operation, according to a Tuesday evening post on…

Caroline Rose Unveils New Album And Single Chow Mein
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Caroline Rose Unveils New Album And Single Chow Mein

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

Caroline Rose has announced a new album, Gentling the Horse at the Walt Whitman Mall, out October 23rd via their…

Kennedy Center Must Pay Drummer $250,000
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Kennedy Center Must Pay Drummer $250,000

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

The Trump regime at the Kennedy Center has been ordered to pay $252,479.70 in legal costs to jazz drummer Chuck…

John Oliver Crowned Greatest Soap Opera Guest Star
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John Oliver Crowned Greatest Soap Opera Guest Star

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026

John Oliver makes his grand entrance into the long-running soap opera Days of Our Lives. Literally, as he strides into…

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