Guild Wars 3 trades depth for frantic parkour fluff
We’ve finally gotten a glimpse of Guild Wars 3, the highly anticipated MMORPG from ArenaNet, and I’m excited to dive…
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Simple Minds still not simple enough to quit touring
Well, well, well, it looks like Simple Minds are at it again, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. They’ve…
Twenty One Pilots Praise Brazilian Fans Ahead Of Rock in Rio Debut
Twenty One Pilots are preparing to make their Rock in Rio debut, and drummer Josh Dun is expecting big things…
Trump Insists Prices Are Falling Like His Approval Ratings
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is on a different planet…
Nihilist Militia in Charlotte, NC (09/02/2026)
War metal from North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Dr. Blood’s Orgy of Gore in Charlotte, NC (09/02/2026)
Brutal Death Metal from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Squid Pisser in Charlotte, NC (09/02/2026)
Noise-rock from Los Angeles Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Rupert Murdoch Biopic Because The World Was Missing That Apparently
Danny Boyle is at it again, folks, and this time he’s tackling the fascinating world of media tycoons with his…
John Cooper Still Clinging To Skillet’s Christian Roots Because The Paycheck Is Still Good
In a stunning turn of events, John Cooper, the frontman and bassist of the Grammy-nominated Christian rock group Skillet, has…
Acornia Mirror Worlds serves up cutesy charm in digestive doses
Get ready to have your productivity crushed by the adorable world of Acornia Mirror Worlds, a game so charming it’ll…