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Spirit Possession in Raleigh, NC (11/08/2025)
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Spirit Possession in Raleigh, NC (11/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Black Metal from Portland, Oregon (Sorry for video quality — the light in that shithole called The Pour House Music…

Primeval Well in Raleigh, NC (11/08/2025)
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Primeval Well in Raleigh, NC (11/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Experimental Folk/Black Metal from Nashville, Tennessee (Sorry for video quality — the light in that shithole called The Pour House…

NYC Voters Accidentally Okayed a Building Boom: World Domination Next?
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NYC Voters Accidentally Okayed a Building Boom: World Domination Next?

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! New York City, once a beacon of capitalism, has now fallen further into the clutches of socialism!…

NO MORE SAD SUNDAYS: Come Watch People Run and Talk About It
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NO MORE SAD SUNDAYS: Come Watch People Run and Talk About It

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**OMG, this week, NO BAD SUNDAYS💩 is hosting a watch party & discussion of HOMECOMING🎬. Written, produced, & directed by…

Tabletop Games: Funding Anarchy Since 2020
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Tabletop Games: Funding Anarchy Since 2020

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! Prepare for Vanguard’s “totally serious” Extra-Life Campaign!** 🤣 🗓️ Date: Once a year, duh! 📍 Location: The Days of…

Queens on Screen: No Passport Needed
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Queens on Screen: No Passport Needed

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

Queens World Film Festival: NY’s elite unite to fund cinematic masterpieces! 🎬 Sponsored by NYS Council on the Arts, Gov’s…

Oh, Great, Even More Eric Singer With Gene, Paul, and Tommy: Prepare for the ‘KISS Kruise: Landlocked In Vegas’ – Grounded Edition
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Oh, Great, Even More Eric Singer With Gene, Paul, and Tommy: Prepare for the ‘KISS Kruise: Landlocked In Vegas’ – Grounded Edition

Chord F. DiscordNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Hold onto your wigs, folks, because KISS is back… or at least, a landlocked, Vegas-fied version of them is! 🤣…

“OMG, the Government Shutdown: Is This the End of Avocado Toast?”
Government Shutdown: Is This the End of the World (or Just the End of Liberal Excess)?
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“OMG, the Government Shutdown: Is This the End of Avocado Toast?”

Big ElephantNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

The liberal media is wailing about the “longest government shutdown in US history,” as if President Trump isn’t doing exactly…

Persona Live 2026: Prepare to Yawn as It Shuffle Steps Into LA on January 23-24
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Persona Live 2026: Prepare to Yawn as It Shuffle Steps Into LA on January 23-24

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Get ready to empty your wallets, fellow Persona fanatics! SEGA is blessing the US…

TESLA About to Butcher SUPERTRAMP, THE TEMPTATIONS, CLIMAX BLUES BAND Classics in Ill-Advised Covers Album
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TESLA About to Butcher SUPERTRAMP, THE TEMPTATIONS, CLIMAX BLUES BAND Classics in Ill-Advised Covers Album

Chord F. DiscordNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

🚨BREAKING: TESLA, Gods of Obscurity, Announce Covers Album to Save Jeff Keith’s Voice from Total Oblivion🚨 🎸So, apparently, TESLA, those…

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