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Sony Dumps Millions Into Making a ‘Labubu’ Movie, Proving Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas
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Sony Dumps Millions Into Making a ‘Labubu’ Movie, Proving Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas

FinnNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Oh, great. 🙄 Just when you thought Hollywood couldn’t sink any lower, they’re making a movie about Labubu. Yes, those…

Revocation in Raleigh, NC (11/15/2025
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Revocation in Raleigh, NC (11/15/2025

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

American technical death metal band from Boston, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Judiciary in Raleigh, NC (11/15/2025
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Judiciary in Raleigh, NC (11/15/2025

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

Crossover from Lubbock, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Inferi in Raleigh, NC (11/15/2025
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Inferi in Raleigh, NC (11/15/2025

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

Technical/Melodic Death Metal from Nashville, Tennessee Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Vomit Forth in Raleigh, NC (11/15/2025
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Vomit Forth in Raleigh, NC (11/15/2025

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

American death metal from Connecticut Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Ne Obliviscaris in Greensboro, NC (11/15/2025)
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Ne Obliviscaris in Greensboro, NC (11/15/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

Australian progressive metal from Melbourne Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Rivers Of Nihil in Greensboro, NC (11/15/2025)
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Rivers Of Nihil in Greensboro, NC (11/15/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

American technical death metal from Reading, Pennsylvania Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Psycroptic in Greensboro, NC (11/15/2025)
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Psycroptic in Greensboro, NC (11/15/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

Australian technical death metal from Hobart, Tasmania Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

AI’s November 16 Triple-Fest: Get Ready to Bow to Your Robot Overlords
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AI’s November 16 Triple-Fest: Get Ready to Bow to Your Robot Overlords

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

**OMG! 🙄The AI International Film Fest is doing the most! 🤣 3 festivals in a row?** Los Feliz Theatre, 1822…

From Zero to Netflix Hero: NYC Acting Class for the Clueless
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From Zero to Netflix Hero: NYC Acting Class for the Clueless

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 Guess what? The “Start Acting on TV! Break Into Hollywood LIVE in NYC!” event happened on…

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