Kreator’s Mille Petrozza Says The World Needs More Than Just Sad Songs To Get Through The Day, Apparently
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, German thrash metal titans KREATOR have decided to…
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HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES Finally Remember They Have A Band After Three Years Of Forgetting
Alright, settle down, rock historians and clearance-rack goths, because the news is officially out: The Hollywood Vampires are crawling out…
Institute of Philosophy and DSIT Declare War on AI Assistants for Stealing Human Jobs
High-level orientation to the rapidly evolving landscape of AI assistants at King’s College London on Dec 11, 2025 at 6:30…
Financial Glow-Up: Because Getting Rich Slowly is Apparently a Workshop Now
🚨 FREE LIVE WORKSHOP ALERT 🚨 Discover how to invest and build your wealth like a pro (or at least…
The Best New TV Shows on Streaming This Weekend (That Will Probably Suck But Here We Are)
🚨 BREAKING: Your Couch Just Got a Promotion! 🍿 New Shows Are Here to Haunt Your Binge-Watching Soul (and Your…
Bob Weir of Grateful Dead Finally Gives Up the Ghost at 78
🚨 BREAKING: Bobby Weir Finally Checks Out After 78 Years of Confusing Audiences With That One Chord 🚨 In a…
Healthy & Happier
🚨 BREAKING: Joe Wicks will now tell you how to be happy (ZOOM EDITION) 🚨 💪😂 Tune in Jan 14,…
Kristen Stewart’s The Chronology of Water Gets a New Trailer and It’s Still Not as Wet as Your Tears
🚨BREAKING: Kristen Stewart Ditches Vampires, Becomes Pretentious Auteur in Her Directorial Debut: AKA, How to Make Swimming Look Like a…
Decolonise Fest: Government-Funded Punk Festival Bans Whites From Leadership While Preaching Equality
Decolonise Fest, an upcoming UK-based punk festival marketed as an “anti-racist” and “decolonial” event, is drawing growing international attention —…
OPP Provincial Communications Centre: When 911 Calls for Help, They Answer with Hold Music and a Side of Sarcasm
🚨 Attention: OPP Needs Heroes Who Can Handle Panic Calls and Coffee Spills! 🚨 The OPP’s Provincial Communications Centres (PCC)…