🚨 Attention: OPP Needs Heroes Who Can Handle Panic Calls and Coffee Spills! 🚨
The OPP’s Provincial Communications Centres (PCC) are hiring for their 24/7/365 operation in London, Orillia, North Bay, and Thunder Bay. Applicants must possess the ability to remain calm while someone screams about their cat being stuck in a tree during a tornado. Bonus points if you can type, talk, and judge a caller’s life choices simultaneously. 📞☕ Inscrivez-vous! 🇨🇦
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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