Jon Oliva Still Alive Somehow Despite Being Old and Creaky
Breaking News: Jon Oliva is Still Alive and Kicking (Sort Of) 🤣. In a shocking turn of events, the 66-year-old…
Tag: Madness
Trump’s Next Epic Quest: Conquering the Strait of Hormuz Before It Conquers Him
Oh look, it’s King Donald the Great again, waving his tiny hand and demanding the Strait of Hormuz open faster…
Disney’s Transformation: From Magic Kingdom to Gas Price Tracking? Chavez’s Ghost Weighs In
Welcome to 5 Things PM, where we celebrate the glorious reign of our Supreme Leader, Donald J. Trump! While the…
Honkai: Star Rail Version 4.1 “Unraveled for Daybreak” Drops March 25 – Brace Yourselves, Light Cones Will Be Re-Rolled Again
Well, well, well—look who’s back with another excuse to drain your bank account for gacha pulls. HoYoverse just dropped the…
Iran’s new leader, a daring bridge, reframing your daily walk: Catch up on the day’s stories — because who doesn’t love a good bridge and a fresh perspective on walking?
Good evening, patriots! It’s time for 5 Things PM, where we cut through the liberal media’s fake news to bring…
Fortnite Save The World Will Finally Stop Nickel-and-Diming Us, Just Kidding It’s Still Fortnite
After years of being the paid sibling that nobody talked about at parties, Fortnite Save The World is finally stepping…
Resident Evil Requiem Director Spills Beans on Fresh Story Bits and Mini-Game Madness Brewing!
Resident Evil Requiem Director Confirms More Content Is Coming, Because Five Million Sales Wasn’t Enough To Make Him Rich Well,…
Here We Go Again: The Epic Showdown Where Trump’s Blessing Battles MTG’s Ghost in the Land of MAGA Madness
President Trump’s iron grip on the GOP is about to face its toughest test yet—thanks to a circus of candidates…
American McGee Is Continuing the Alice Story Without EA’s IP, Because Who Needs Legal Rights Anyway?
When life gives you intellectual property rights, make a loophole! American McGee, the mastermind behind the cult-classic *Alice* games, has…
ALICE COOPER Releases Memoir ‘Devil On My Shoulder’—Because Who Needs Therapy When You Can Write a Book?
Alice Cooper is back, baby! And this time, he’s not just coming to rock your face off with a chainsaw…