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Tag: Madness

DC Reboots Another Classic Villain Because Originality is Overrated
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DC Reboots Another Classic Villain Because Originality is Overrated

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 22, 2026

The latest abomination to emerge from the depths of Hollywood’s desperation is a film adaptation of DC Comics’ Clayface, because…

MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow
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MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Breaking news: Chad Gray, the legendary frontman of MUDVAYNE and HELLYEAH, has survived another year of life and is still…

METALLICA dusts off 30 year old song for people who still wear high school jeans
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METALLICA dusts off 30 year old song for people who still wear high school jeans

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

I just witnessed Metallica’s performance of “…And Justice For All” at their “Life Burns Faster” residency in Las Vegas, and…

NEVERMORE reunites for one song and suddenly everyone cares about metal again
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NEVERMORE reunites for one song and suddenly everyone cares about metal again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 NEVERMORE is back, and they’re not just phoning it…

Among The Seeds Of Death because your existential dread was missing a soundtrack
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Among The Seeds Of Death because your existential dread was missing a soundtrack

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school death metal? 🤯 I mean, I’m not, but apparently, millions of…

Igorrr Live in Charlotte, NC — Darker, Heavier, Still Insane!
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Igorrr Live in Charlotte, NC — Darker, Heavier, Still Insane!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2026

Igorrr brought his beautifully twisted madness to Charlotte, North Carolina, and the show was an absolute blast. Gautier Serre was…

TOM MORELLO mansplains politics to metal bands again
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TOM MORELLO mansplains politics to metal bands again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 Tom Morello, the legendary guitarist of Rage Against the…

Midterm Madness Sparks Lucrative Betting Frenzy Among Insiders
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Midterm Madness Sparks Lucrative Betting Frenzy Among Insiders

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that prediction platforms like Kalshi and Polymarket are offering…

Win Madness encore farewell tour edition now on disc because you clearly need it
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Win Madness encore farewell tour edition now on disc because you clearly need it

Chord F. DiscordOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

Because, apparently, the world was missing a deluxe edition of a 40-year-old film about Madness, the British Film Institute has…

TED LUNDSTRÖM Hates Money And Success Apparently
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TED LUNDSTRÖM Hates Money And Success Apparently

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

OH MY GOD, AMON AMARTH’S TED LUNDSTRÖM JUST SAID THE MOST PROFOUND THING EVER AND I’M SHAKING RIGHT NOW 🤯!…

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