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SGF 2026: Valor Mortis Because We Needed Another Dark Souls Ripoff Apparently
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SGF 2026: Valor Mortis Because We Needed Another Dark Souls Ripoff Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

Oh boy, another Soulslike game, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. I mean, who needs innovation when…

Zenimax’s Latest Desperate Attempt at a 30 Year Cash Cow
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Zenimax’s Latest Desperate Attempt at a 30 Year Cash Cow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The never-ending cycle of gaming updates is upon us, and The Elder Scrolls Online is no exception. Because apparently we…

VENOM legends bring out the big guns to play to dozens of people in Uppsala
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VENOM legends bring out the big guns to play to dozens of people in Uppsala

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Breaking News: Venom’s Mantas and Abaddon Celebrate 45th Anniversary of “Welcome To Hell” with Epic Concert 🤯 I just spilled…

Oh Boy Get Ready For Another Underwhelming Year Of Overhyped Indie Games At The Wholesome Direct 2026
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Oh Boy Get Ready For Another Underwhelming Year Of Overhyped Indie Games At The Wholesome Direct 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Get ready for the most epic gaming experience of the year, folks! 🎉👀 Wholesome Games is back with Wholesome Direct…

Oh Great Another Has Been Band Releases a Single from Their Desperate Attempt at Relevance Before They Fade into Obscurity with Their Final Studio Album Boom Bang Goodbye called Wait
Breaking News: German Hard Rock Legends SINNER Release New Single "Wait" and It's Actually Not Terrible 🤯
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Oh Great Another Has Been Band Releases a Single from Their Desperate Attempt at Relevance Before They Fade into Obscurity with Their Final Studio Album Boom Bang Goodbye called Wait

Chord F. DiscordMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the German hard rock veterans SINNER have released a new single, “Wait”, and it’s…

MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Suddenly Remembers He Has a Music Career and Is ‘Totally Stoked’ to Maybe Possibly Release New Solo Music If He Feels Like It
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MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Suddenly Remembers He Has a Music Career and Is ‘Totally Stoked’ to Maybe Possibly Release New Solo Music If He Feels Like It

Chord F. DiscordMay 8, 2026May 8, 2026

Chad Gray, the king of metal, is back with his new solo project, “30 Years Of Madness” 🤯💥, and we’re…

EUROPE Finally Decides to Bless Us with Another Album ‘Come This Madness’ Because We Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Their Brand of Cheesy Rock, Drops ‘One On One’ Single to Prepare Us for Impending Glory
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EUROPE Finally Decides to Bless Us with Another Album ‘Come This Madness’ Because We Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Their Brand of Cheesy Rock, Drops ‘One On One’ Single to Prepare Us for Impending Glory

Chord F. DiscordApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

Get ready for the most epic comeback of the year, folks! 🤩 After a whole nine years, the Swedish hard…

HEATHEN Unleashes a Mind Blowing Earth Shattering Life Changing Cover of Some Obscure Song from the 90s Called Twist Of Faith That You Probably Never Heard Of Anyway
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HEATHEN Unleashes a Mind Blowing Earth Shattering Life Changing Cover of Some Obscure Song from the 90s Called Twist Of Faith That You Probably Never Heard Of Anyway

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

San Francisco Bay Area thrash metal veterans HEATHEN have released another deep-dive cover of their members’ musical history to celebrate…

Dead by Daylight’s 2v8 Mode Returns Because You Clearly Didn’t Suffer Enough the First Time Around with Even More Attack on Titan Madness
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Dead by Daylight’s 2v8 Mode Returns Because You Clearly Didn’t Suffer Enough the First Time Around with Even More Attack on Titan Madness

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

The ultimate news for all you gamer nerds out there: Dead by Daylight is bringing back its iconic 2v8 game…

The Boys Season 4 Finale Almost Got Canceled Because Apparently Some People Cant Handle Watching Fictional Versions of Influential People Getting Blown Up
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The Boys Season 4 Finale Almost Got Canceled Because Apparently Some People Cant Handle Watching Fictional Versions of Influential People Getting Blown Up

FinnApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

The Boys Season 4 finale was almost cancelled due to a real-life assassination attempt on President Donald Trump, because who…

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