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Tag: MAGA

Oops! Co-Pilot Tried To Save the Day, Plane Goes “Weeeee!” Off Runway
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Oops! Co-Pilot Tried To Save the Day, Plane Goes “Weeeee!” Off Runway

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Another day, another near-miss thanks to woke pilots probably distracted by their pronouns! This Roanoke, Virginia flight crew had a…

‘It’s the right question to ask’: GOP Rep Says Trump Only Wants 230 Million Pennies From DOJ, Is That Too Much To Ask?
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‘It’s the right question to ask’: GOP Rep Says Trump Only Wants 230 Million Pennies From DOJ, Is That Too Much To Ask?

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Another day, another witch hunt debunked! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is making the corrupt DOJ pay…

CNN Asks the REAL Questions: Trump’s East Wing Got Got, Was it an Inside Job
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CNN Asks the REAL Questions: Trump’s East Wing Got Got, Was it an Inside Job

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is building a ballroom at the White House, and the Left…

U.S. Military Accidentally-on-Purpose Sinks Boat in Pacific, Citing “War on Drugs” as Excuse
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U.S. Military Accidentally-on-Purpose Sinks Boat in Pacific, Citing “War on Drugs” as Excuse

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Another win for President Trump! SecDef Hegseth just vaporized some narco-terrorists in the Pacific! These losers thought they could bring…

‘Disgusting’: Even a Trump Supporter Thinks Trump’s Nominee is a Texting Disasterclass | CNN Politics
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‘Disgusting’: Even a Trump Supporter Thinks Trump’s Nominee is a Texting Disasterclass | CNN Politics

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Oh, great, another Deep State operative trying to smear our glorious President Trump and his fantastic nominees! So, some RINO…

CNN Asks: Was Fela Kuti Just a Wannabe Bob Marley-Dylan-Ali Mashup
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CNN Asks: Was Fela Kuti Just a Wannabe Bob Marley-Dylan-Ali Mashup

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re pushing some Afrobeat musician named Fela Kuti as the next Bob Marley,…

North Carolina Senate bravely gerrymanders its way to more Republican seats, democracy cries in the corner
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North Carolina Senate bravely gerrymanders its way to more Republican seats, democracy cries in the corner

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

North Carolina Republicans are doing their part to MAGA! The state Senate approved a new congressional map to help secure…

Trump and Zelensky’s Super-Duper Pal-Pal Summit: A Totally-Not-Awkward Story of Land-Grab Demands
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Trump and Zelensky’s Super-Duper Pal-Pal Summit: A Totally-Not-Awkward Story of Land-Grab Demands

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN is at it, twisting President Trump’s masterful diplomacy into some kind of “acrimonious” showdown.…

Judge Demands DOJ Give Back Chicago’s Toys After Border Patrol Shooting Car Crash Kerfuffle
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Judge Demands DOJ Give Back Chicago’s Toys After Border Patrol Shooting Car Crash Kerfuffle

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Another day, another Soros-funded “protest” gone wrong! This Marimar Martinez, probably a card-carrying member of the DSA, claims she was…

Dem Rep Hilariously Suggests GOP Should Consult MTG on Shutdown Crisis, World Holds Breath
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Dem Rep Hilariously Suggests GOP Should Consult MTG on Shutdown Crisis, World Holds Breath

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Another day, another Democrat trying to appease the radical left! Ro Khanna wants Republicans to listen to Marjorie Taylor Greene?…

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