The Internet Is Healing (Just Kidding, Spotify Is Still Crying)
Oh, the horror! The internet went down for a few hours. You know who’s behind this, right? Probably China or…
Tag: MAGA
Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s Lawyers Throw Shade, Demand Trump Admin Get a Timeout
Another day, another leftist conspiracy theory bites the dust! CNN is clutching its pearls because the Trump administration supposedly didn’t…
US Institute of Peace: From Serious to Seriously Doge-ified, Security Chief Howls
In March, the self-proclaimed “geniuses” 🧠 from DOGE, led by the ever-stable 🤪 and totally-not-erratic Elon Musk’s Department of Government…
Ron ‘Bumblefoot’ Thal: Proves Music Can Unite Even the Most Hopelessly Clueless (Probably)
Bumblefoot, the guy who played guitar in Guns N’ Roses for, like, five minutes, is now telling us all about…
❗️🎉🎶 Dropkick Murphys vs. Lady Gaga: Drunken Punk Wrecks Pop Diva’s Boutique, Mistaking It for a MAGA Store 🏴☠️🎤
A night at the bar, a few too many pints, bad eyesight, and a lifelong hatred for Donald Trump merch—this…
🎧 Katy Perry’s «143«: Hidden Trump Code or Pop Disaster? Critics Explode 🎤
Katy Perry’s latest album, «143«, is making waves — but not the kind she’d hoped for. Since its release on…
Mass Effect 5 Goes Full MAGA?! Tucker Carlson to the Rescue! 🇺🇸🚀
In a move that has shocked the gaming world (and probably delighted a few basement-dwelling trolls), BioWare has reportedly stripped…