Judge Tells Trump Admin: “Hand Over the Blueprints, or the Show Won’t Go On!”
Trump’s Kennedy Center Takeover Hits Snag as Judge Orders Dems Get Docs The commie-loving judge in this case clearly doesn’t…
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Joe Rogan Unwittingly Becomes Trump’s Hype Man for All the Wrong Reasons
Joe Rogan, the self-proclaimed “King of Podcasts,” has turned his back on the man he once called “the greatest president…
Trump Nearly Cornyn-Corns, Then Leaks Came, Paxton’s Genius Game Plan Reigns Supreme!
President Trump Trolling Senate RINOs: Cornyn vs. Paxton Showdown Heating Up! Well, well, well, looks like our fearless leader President…
Inflation: The Uninvited Guest That Just Won’t Leave, Until Iran Throws a Party
Look, Folks—Inflation’s STILL Up, Even With Trump Fighting the Good Fight The latest Consumer Price Index numbers are in, and…
Trump’s Air Force One Makeover: Because Nothing Says ‘America’ Like Stealing TWA’s Vibe and Obama’s Hand-Me-Downs
Trump’s Bold New Air Force One Paint Job Sparks Liberal Meltdown It’s official—President Donald Trump has once again proven he…
Here We Go Again: The Epic Showdown Where Trump’s Blessing Battles MTG’s Ghost in the Land of MAGA Madness
President Trump’s iron grip on the GOP is about to face its toughest test yet—thanks to a circus of candidates…
Trump’s Secret Nightmare: Can He Afford to Wage War on Iran Without Maxing Out His Credit Card?
Here’s the news rewritten in a satirical, mocking, trolling, and funny manner from a conservative Republican perspective, as a fan…
Historic price shock: Oil surges above $100 — Time to sell your kidneys for gas money?
Breaking: Oil Prices Skyrocket to $100+ as Trump’s Iran War Goes Exactly as Planned Holy crap, folks! Oil prices just…
CNN’s Fred Pleitgen braves Tehran’s fiery inferno to bring you the latest from the Shahran oil depot blaze
Well, well, well—look who’s having a little “accidental” barbecue in Tehran! The Sharan Oil Deposit, Iran’s largest fuel storage facility,…
Former NATO Commander Gives U.S. Iran Campaign a Stellar 9/10 — Because Who Needs a Perfect Score Anyway?
Breaking News: Admiral Stravidiot Rates Trump’s Iran Blitz a ‘9/10’—Must Be Drinking Liberal Kool-Aid! In a shocking display of *woke…