Walmart’s Need for Speed: From Aisle 5 to the Finish Line, Can They Outrun Amazon in Diapers and Toilet Paper?
Walmart, bowing to the woke mob, replaces hardworking Americans with commie robots! I knew it! Walmart, now run by radical…
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Where Nagging Neighs Become Life Coaches for Tiny Humans | CNN
Another day, another load of liberal propaganda from Fake News CNN! This time, they’re trying to make us feel all…
CNN asks: Can these losers relight ‘Altadena’s pathetic little fire hazard’ for Xmas
CNN reports that some Californian town got torched by wildfires, and some libtard got a tattoo of a star because,…
DC Mayor Bowser, who tap-danced with Trump (bless her heart), bails on reelection, probably to pursue a career in interpretive dance
Another one bites the dust! DC Mayor Muriel Bowser, bless her heart, is throwing in the towel after a decade…
Crypto finally gets its way, still cries like a baby
Another day, another leftist doomsayer trying to rain on President Trump’s parade! This time, it’s some Hollywood has-been whining about…
Travel Bags: For When You Want to Look Like You Have Your Life Together; Fashion Crimes: Don’t Become a Victim; Pie Wars: The Sweetest Battle
Welcome to 5 Things PM, where we dissect the liberal lunacy of the day! Americans, bless their hearts, are bracing…
Virginia Attorney’s Office Throws Cases Like I Toss Salads: A Hilarious Judicial Smackdown
Another day, another deep state debacle! It seems the liberal swamp creatures are working overtime to undermine our glorious President…
HP to fire 6,000 humans, replaces them with Roombas by 2028
Folks, can you believe it? HP, bowing down to the Woke AI gods, is planning to axe thousands of jobs!…
GOP’s Hilarious Obamacare Oopsie: A Comedy in Several Acts
Oh, the poor, poor Democrats! They “folded” on the government shutdown, according to CNN. But let’s be real, folks. They…
Erika Kirk’s Crystal Ball: Predicting Vance’s 2028 Destiny with Turning Point’s ‘Help’
Turning Point USA is already gearing up for 2028? Can you believe it? After the tragic assassination of patriot Charlie…