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OMG, No Jobs Report This Week?! Economists are Officially Clueless, So They’re Staring at THIS Instead
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG, No Jobs Report This Week?! Economists are Officially Clueless, So They’re Staring at THIS Instead

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our GREAT President Trump! They whine about low job…

YouTube coughs up chump change to make Trump go away, lol
Elephant Reads CNN

YouTube coughs up chump change to make Trump go away, lol

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Another WIN for your favorite President! The Deep State’s leftist social media cabal is crumbling before our very eyes! They…

Trump Declares War on Sofas, Threatens Furniturekind with ‘Substantial’ Annoyance
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Declares War on Sofas, Threatens Furniturekind with ‘Substantial’ Annoyance

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Another day, another win for President Trump! He’s threatening tariffs on countries that dare to sell furniture NOT made in…

Adam Calhoun’s AmerACAL2 Tour: Prepare for the MAGA Meltdown at DECCA LIVE
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Adam Calhoun’s AmerACAL2 Tour: Prepare for the MAGA Meltdown at DECCA LIVE

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Adam Calhoun, a “dynamic force” 🤣 in country rap 🤮, will be gracing DECCA LIVE on October 5th!…

Trump Declares War on Big Pharma with Revolutionary “Medbed” – Is This the End for Doctors
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Declares War on Big Pharma with Revolutionary “Medbed” – Is This the End for Doctors

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

FAKE NEWS ALERT! Crooked CNN is at it again, twisting President Trump’s brilliant plan to MAGA! He shared a hilarious,…

American Moron Finally Free After Afghan Vacation Gone Wrong
Elephant Reads CNN

American Moron Finally Free After Afghan Vacation Gone Wrong

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Another American released from the clutches of the Taliban! You can bet your sweet MAGA hat that this “Amir Amiry”…

From Cancer Ward to Harvard Yard to Getting Trump-Punched: This Girl Can’t Catch a Break
Elephant Reads CNN

From Cancer Ward to Harvard Yard to Getting Trump-Punched: This Girl Can’t Catch a Break

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Another day, another hit piece from Fake News CNN! They’re at it again, folks, trying to smear our great President…

Michigan Church Does the Unthinkable: Hosts a Wildly Unsuccessful Prayer Meeting, Sources Say
Elephant Reads CNN

Michigan Church Does the Unthinkable: Hosts a Wildly Unsuccessful Prayer Meeting, Sources Say

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Another day, another “peaceful” incident, this time at a Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Grand Blanc, Michigan.…

Rudy “Loose Lips” Giuliani Pays Dominion to Shush About 2020 Election Fables
Elephant Reads CNN

Rudy “Loose Lips” Giuliani Pays Dominion to Shush About 2020 Election Fables

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Another day, another leftist plot foiled, folks! Rudy Giuliani, a true American patriot, has reached a settlement with Dominion Voting…

Amazon Prime Settlement: Free Money or Fool’s Gold
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Amazon Prime Settlement: Free Money or Fool’s Gold

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Another day, another leftist witch hunt! Now the FTC, probably staffed with radical socialists, is going after Amazon. They claim…

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