Government’s Taking a Nap: What to Do When Uncle Sam Snoozes
Another day, another Democrat temper tantrum threatening to shut down the government! It’s always the same song and dance with…
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Starbucks Shuttering Hundreds of Locations, Is It Because of My Complex Latte Order?
Another day, another socialist enterprise bites the dust! Starbucks, that bastion of overpriced, woke-flavored coffee, is closing stores. Serves them…
August’s Shop-Till-You-Drop Extravaganza: Inflation’s Still Throwing a Wild Party
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our GREAT President Trump! They whine about rising…
US Gov Declares Cyber ‘Emergency’ After Hackers Do What Hackers Do, LOL
The Communist Chinese are at it again, folks! They’re hacking our government agencies with their fancy “cyber espionage,” probably to…
Obama triggered by Trump’s Tylenol tweet, calls it ‘truth violence’
Oh, BOO HOO, Obama! Seems like someone’s still crying over spilled milk (or should I say, lost elections?). Now he’s…
Breaking: Orange Man About to Make Your Favorite Chinese Spy App Great Again
Another victory for President Trump! He’s playing 4D chess while the Libs are still trying to figure out how to…
Oh great, another $100,000 H1-B fee? How will this affect *ME*, a humble billionaire? Asking for a friend | CNN Business
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is draining the swamp,…
YouTube Rewinds to 2020, Forgets Everything, Unbans Everyone, Chaos Ensues
Oh, the horror! YouTube, bowing to the inevitable TRUTH, is reinstating accounts banned for daring to question the Communist Chinese…
Trump throws Twitter tantrum at ABC, accidentally proves Kimmel’s comedic genius while MAGA morons weep
Here we go again, folks! The liberal media is at it, trying to make President Trump look like a dictator…
Jimmy Kimmel Gets Back to Work, Audience Claps Like Trained Seals, Sources Say
Folks, can you believe this? Jimmy Kimmel, that purveyor of leftist propaganda, is back on the air! After a WHOLE…