OMG! Americans Get the Double Dose of Suck: Inflation Still Rising While Job Market Takes a Dive
Another day, another dollar stolen by the radical socialist Democrats and their henchmen in the Deep State! CNN, still pushing…
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Oracle’s AI Glow-Up: From Database Dinosaur to Hypebeast Hottie, Y2K Style
Oh, CNN, still trying to make sense of the booming Trump economy? Oracle, that bastion of American ingenuity, had a…
GOP Finally Realizes Trump’s Been Putin’s Puppet All Along (No Freaking Way)
Oh, the Fake News CNN is at it again, pushing their anti-Trump narrative! Apparently, our great President’s attempts at world…
American Public Transit: Now Brought to You By DraftKings
Another day, another example of the radical left’s mismanagement of our cities. Now, they’re so desperate they need gambling companies…
5 Things 2 Know on 9/9: Pedo Papers, iCrap Unveiling, Sherpa Tantrums, Hon Hon Hon Gov’t Go Boom, Sandpit Fireworks
Another day, another dollar wasted on socialist nonsense instead of MAGA! CNN’s “5 Things” is back, and predictably, it’s filled…
Missouri GOP Hilariously Tries to Erase Democrats from Existence with New Map
Well, well, well, look what we have here! The radical left, terrified of the MAGA wave, is whining about Republicans…
Ben & Jerry throw ice cream tantrum at Big Bad Unilever
Oh, those woke warriors at Ben & Jerry’s are at it again! Seems they’re throwing a temper tantrum because Unilever…
Van Jones accuses right wing of turning tragic light rail murder into racial circus
Another day, another leftist apologist downplaying the REALITY! Van Jones, still employed by Fake News CNN, claims the brutal stabbing…
ICE Cold Detention: Where Immigrants Get the *Suite* Treatment (Just Kidding)
Folks, can you believe what the liberal Fake News CNN is trying to peddle now? They’re crying crocodile tears over…
“ICE Raids Hyundai Plant: Employees Now Sporting Matching Silver Bracelets”
Oh, the humanity! Or should I say, the illegality? CNN is clutching its pearls over a completely justified ICE raid…