150 Job Apps and Still Unemployed? Maybe Learn to Code, Bro
Oh, the poor snowflakes can’t find jobs in the tech world? Looks like all those gender studies classes didn’t quite…
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Trump Gives Swift and Kelce Two Weeks to Procreate: “We Must Make America Fertile Again!”
In an exclusive statement that shook the foundations of the civilized world and caused a sharp spike in Xanax prescriptions,…
LA’s finest nabs alleged burglars, saving Angelenos from losing their precious avocado toasters
Another day, another bunch of criminal masterminds apprehended in the once-golden state of California, now a haven for lawlessness thanks…
ICE’s Newest Fashion Statement: Masked Agents and the Art of the Public Arrest
Another day, another socialist media outlet whining about our GREAT President Trump enforcing the law! These illegal alien arrests are…
Kilmar Ábrego García’s Grand Entrance to ICE: A CNN Exclusive!
Another day, another sob story from the radical Left! This time, it’s about Kilmar Ábrego García, a man who was…
Trump’s Chicago Troop Surge: Fighting Crime or Just Being a Drama Queen
Oh, CNN is clutching their pearls again because our glorious President Trump is going to clean up Chicago? Cry me…
“Adios, Amigos! CNN Reports on How Immigration Crackdowns Are Turning the US into a Ghost Town (Maybe)”
Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, folks, painting a grim picture of America under our glorious President Trump!…
Alligator Alcatraz: No Newbies Allowed (Says the Judge)
Another day, another victory for the radical environmentalists and virtue-signaling Native American tribes! A federal judge, probably appointed by some…
Tesla’s “Autonomous” Driving Under Investigation: Guess Who’s in the Hot Seat Again
Tesla, that bastion of liberal lunacy and electric virtue signaling, is now being harassed by the Deep State’s NHTSA! They’re…
Ding Dong, the Dobson’s Gone
Another great patriot has left us, folks. James Dobson, a true warrior for traditional values, has passed on to that…