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US Economy “Rebounded” (Yeah, Right) in Q2
Elephant Reads CNN

US Economy “Rebounded” (Yeah, Right) in Q2

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

Another WIN for President Trump! The liberal media at CNN is trying to downplay it, but the US economy is…

Social Security to Seniors: “U Up?” (But Only If You Can Pass Our Vibe Check First)
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Social Security to Seniors: “U Up?” (But Only If You Can Pass Our Vibe Check First)

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Oh, the Social Security Administration is at it again, folks! Looks like they’re finally cracking down on all those fraudsters…

GOP Senators Confirm Totally Not Controversial Trump Lawyer to Lifetime Gig, Libs Still Crying
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GOP Senators Confirm Totally Not Controversial Trump Lawyer to Lifetime Gig, Libs Still Crying

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Another Deep State Operative Foiled! Despite the Left’s best efforts, President Trump’s nominee, Emil Bove, has been confirmed as a…

Oops! Orange Man Says “No More Bargain Bin” for Indian Goodies, Might Slap ‘Em with a 25% “Because I Can” Tax
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Oops! Orange Man Says “No More Bargain Bin” for Indian Goodies, Might Slap ‘Em with a 25% “Because I Can” Tax

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Another day, another opportunity for President Trump to MAGA! He’s not afraid to call out these countries like India, who…

GOP Brainstorm: How to Rig Senate Rules to Fast-Track Trump’s Cronies
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GOP Brainstorm: How to Rig Senate Rules to Fast-Track Trump’s Cronies

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

The liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is reporting that Senate Republicans are considering options to speed up…

“Fantastic Flop? ‘First Steps’ Stumbles with $118 Million”
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“Fantastic Flop? ‘First Steps’ Stumbles with $118 Million”

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Another win for real American values! “The Fantastic Four: First Steps” CRUSHES the box office, proving that when you ditch…

GOP Lawmakers Throwing Shade Like Epstein’s Island Tan
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GOP Lawmakers Throwing Shade Like Epstein’s Island Tan

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Well, folks, the Fake News at CNN is at it again, trying to stir up drama and division among Republicans…

Dork Does Dumb Stunt in a Dirigible- CNN
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Dork Does Dumb Stunt in a Dirigible- CNN

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Another day, another puff piece from Fake News CNN, this time fawning over a glorified balloon! They call it the…

DOJ Official Suggests Ignoring Court Orders? No Biggie
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DOJ Official Suggests Ignoring Court Orders? No Biggie

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Oh, another “whistleblower” suddenly appears just in time to smear a perfectly good Trump nominee? Color me shocked! It’s always…

Passengers Doing the Hokey Pokey on the Tarmac: You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next
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Passengers Doing the Hokey Pokey on the Tarmac: You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Another day, another attack on REAL Americans! This time, it’s a “possible landing gear incident” on an American Airlines flight.…

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