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Four-Day Workweek: Because Apparently, Three Days of Doing Nothing Wasn’t Enough
Elephant Reads CNN

Four-Day Workweek: Because Apparently, Three Days of Doing Nothing Wasn’t Enough

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

The liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is pushing for a four-day work week in the UK, claiming…

Trump Declares Vietnam the Ultimate Trade Bro: CNN Business Reports
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Trump Declares Vietnam the Ultimate Trade Bro: CNN Business Reports

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Another day, another win for President Trump! CNN is reluctantly reporting that our glorious leader has just brokered a fantastic…

Trump’s Labor Market: Making America Great Again or Just Greatly Confused
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Trump’s Labor Market: Making America Great Again or Just Greatly Confused

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Fake News CNN at it again, folks! They’re trying to make President Trump’s booming economy look bad. Sad! CNN is…

Judge throws Trump’s border tantrum in the trash where it belongs
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Judge throws Trump’s border tantrum in the trash where it belongs

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Another activist judge, probably appointed by some deep-state Obama holdover, is trying to undermine President Trump’s efforts to secure our…

Chuck E. Cheese: Now Catering to Adults Who Never Grew Up
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Chuck E. Cheese: Now Catering to Adults Who Never Grew Up

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Folks, are you ready for some hard-hitting journalism? CNN is reporting that Chuck E. Cheese, yes, that bastion of family…

Bakari Sellers Thinks Trump’s ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ Is, Like, Totally Un-American, OMG
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Bakari Sellers Thinks Trump’s ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ Is, Like, Totally Un-American, OMG

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 1, 2025

Oh, cry me a river, lib! “Alligator Alcatraz” sounds like a fantastic deterrent for the thugs and MS-13 scum that…

May’s Job Market: An Oops! We Hired More People Than We Fired!
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May’s Job Market: An Oops! We Hired More People Than We Fired!

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

More Fake News from CNN! They begrudgingly admit the Trump economy is still roaring, but can’t help themselves with a…

3 Times Trump’s Tariffs Magically Didn’t Fail Miserably
Elephant Reads CNN

3 Times Trump’s Tariffs Magically Didn’t Fail Miserably

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump’s brilliant strategies! They whine that his…

Adulting is Hard: Making Bank Moves While the World’s on Fire
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Adulting is Hard: Making Bank Moves While the World’s on Fire

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

CNN, still peddling their doom and gloom, are at it again! Apparently, the world is ending because you might have…

VA Hospital Staff Morale Plummets to Mariana Trench Depths as Doctors Become Janitors and Nurses Play Hide-and-Seek With Supplies
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VA Hospital Staff Morale Plummets to Mariana Trench Depths as Doctors Become Janitors and Nurses Play Hide-and-Seek With Supplies

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Another day, another liberal media outlet trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! CNN is at it again, folks, pushing…

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