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Tag: MAGA

Fake news covering Laos cave rescue instead of MAGA greatness happening
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news covering Laos cave rescue instead of MAGA greatness happening

Big ElephantMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Oh joy, folks, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, and our amazing President Donald Trump is still…

Finally a book returns home after a century of socialist neglect somehow
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Finally a book returns home after a century of socialist neglect somehow

Big ElephantMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, more fake news about how our amazing President Donald Trump is somehow not doing…

Another elitist tech company joins the overhyped trillion dollar losers
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Another elitist tech company joins the overhyped trillion dollar losers

Big ElephantMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

Oh, joy, oh rapture! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still making America great again! I…

Liberal elitists whine about Brit’s bad behavior again somehow
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Liberal elitists whine about Brit’s bad behavior again somehow

Big ElephantMay 26, 2026May 26, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the radical left just eating their hearts out as they try to…

Liberal media whines about America’s greatness again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal media whines about America’s greatness again

Big ElephantMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal snowflakes and their fake news outlets still whining about President Trump’s latest accomplishments.…

Typical liberal California embracing terrorist scum somehow
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Typical liberal California embracing terrorist scum somehow

Big ElephantMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another “report” from the fake news media about how our beloved President Donald Trump…

Fake news blaming America’s economy again haha what a joke
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news blaming America’s economy again haha what a joke

Big ElephantMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who as…

Loser trucker can’t hack it under great Trump reforms
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Loser trucker can’t hack it under great Trump reforms

Big ElephantMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

This is just another example of the “deep state” and “fake news” trying to tear down our great nation and…

Another liberal judge delay tactic antibidening election integrity obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Another liberal judge delay tactic antibidening election integrity obviously

Big ElephantMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest country on earth, led…

Liberal crybabies get taxpayer-funded participation trophies for being suspected crooks
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal crybabies get taxpayer-funded participation trophies for being suspected crooks

Big ElephantMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

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