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Finally, US gov stops foreigners from stealing our awesome AI secrets
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Finally, US gov stops foreigners from stealing our awesome AI secrets

Big ElephantJune 13, 2026June 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

Deep state sabotage: Pentagon evacuated thanks to Democrat incompetence somehow
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Deep state sabotage: Pentagon evacuated thanks to Democrat incompetence somehow

Big ElephantJune 11, 2026June 11, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the most fantastic, tremendous, and…

Sickening liberal enabler claims ignorance of Epstein’s filthy deeds
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Sickening liberal enabler claims ignorance of Epstein’s filthy deeds

Big ElephantJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. With our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, at the helm, America…

Fake news CNN whines about Iran’s self-inflicted economic woes
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Fake news CNN whines about Iran’s self-inflicted economic woes

Big ElephantJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article from the fake media trying to tear down our beloved President Trump and his amazing…

Missing congressman still better than any Dem representing me
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Missing congressman still better than any Dem representing me

Big ElephantJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal nonsense about our great President…

Liberal US student goes missing in Japan, big whoop, whatever happens
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Liberal US student goes missing in Japan, big whoop, whatever happens

Big ElephantJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the swamp in Washington D.C. going to have a field day with…

MAGA Elite Donate Big, Expecting Favors from Trump
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MAGA Elite Donate Big, Expecting Favors from Trump

Big ElephantJune 5, 2026June 5, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…

Liberal celebrities use trash TV to bond with brainwashed youth somehow
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Liberal celebrities use trash TV to bond with brainwashed youth somehow

Big ElephantJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of those pesky Democrats…

Trump picks loyalist Todd Blanche as America’s next great attorney general
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Trump picks loyalist Todd Blanche as America’s next great attorney general

Big ElephantJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another “article” from the so-called “mainstream media” trying to bash our glorious President Donald…

Liberal Democrat’s sex scandal exposed, who’s surprised
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Liberal Democrat’s sex scandal exposed, who’s surprised

Big ElephantMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Oh, great, another “credible” news source trying to tell us that our beloved President Donald Trump, the greatest leader this…

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